Four-year-old Billy is about to start his first day at school. Just before he leaves ,however, hid dad goes up to him and tells him, "Right, Billy-since your now starting school, from now on you must only speak proper english. No more choo choo train, or childish phrases like that."
Billy agrees and maskes his way to school. A few hours later the lad arrives home to be greeted by his dad." Hi son ! How was your first day at school?"
"Okay," replies Billy
"Did you do anything exciting?" asks his dad.
"Yes dad, i read a book."
"Well done!" his dad exclaims. "And what book did you read, son?"
"Whinne the Shit"
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