Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...is there braille on an ATM drive through window...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...is there a box for a "blind" person to check on their tax return...

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
   their prescriptions.

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless
   junk in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we
   won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in greek
   meaning  "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...