One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the
front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this
was a bit unusual, but I continued on my way to the store. On my return
trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying
naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity go the best of me and I went
inside to talk the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he replied, "They're retired prostitutes and they're
having a yard sale.