The doggies held a meeting
They came from miles around
They came from every private home
They came from every poun
Each doggie passed the entrance
Each doggie signed the book
Then all unzipped his own behind
And hung it on a hook
One doggie was not invited
It sorely raised his ire
He ran into the meeting hall
And loudly bellowed FIRE
It threw them in confusion
And without a second look
Each grabbed anothers behind
From off anothers hook
And thats the reason why
When doggies chance to meet
And thats the reason why
When walking down the street
On land or sea or foam
A dog will sniff anothers behind
To see if it is their own
Anon