An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"
****** Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?"
*************** An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here - muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"
************ Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more? Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
**************** Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911 The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
***************** Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
********************* What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? Documentaries
********************* Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
********************* Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
************************ A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
*************************** What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas,and a hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.
************************* How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead".
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