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General : Happy April 1,2008
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From: MSN NicknameButchie1930  (Original Message)Sent: 3/31/2008 10:02 AM

The sun came up in the usual place this morning but the whole world seems to be changing just a bit. I stood on my patio and thought about all the people in my life and wondered how they were doing this morning.<o:p></o:p>

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I hear that ­­­Raven is off again on one of her get a way’s. But this time she took her neighbor with her.  He had been hinting that he wanted to spend another week end with her all alone and she thought this would be a good time to give this fantasy life a whirl!<o:p></o:p>

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Raven had mentioned this to Cape, and you know <st1:place w:st="on">Cape</st1:place>, she is always game for anything so she asked if this were going to be a spectator sport, could she come along and observe as she had been sharing the same fantasy. If they report in to me when they return, I may or I may not report to you on how the week end went.<o:p></o:p>

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SilverMa blew out a lung on one of her recent egg blowing orgies.  June managed to leave George alone so she could go down and help her out.  But poor George didn’t tell her that if she went he was going to check out the price of a one way ticket to <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:State w:st="on">Texas</st1:State></st1:place>.<o:p></o:p>

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Fran is on her way up to visit Maritime Patrica because she wants to see if there really are ice bergs up her way or is all that just a myth or a bunch of bunk!<o:p></o:p>

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Prairie Girl is going to help Puzzler and Alliegirl work on their latest puzzle.  It is a picture of a haystack and they can’t find where the needle should go. They think the eye should be bigger and the point is not sharp enough.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

I got a note from Scherry yesterday.  She told me the she, Angel, and <st1:City w:st="on">Sandy</st1:City> had pooled all their money and invested in a trailer park smack-dab in the middle of the <st1:place w:st="on">Everglades</st1:place>.  They plan to start giving lessons on how to wrestle an alligator.  We should wish them all luck.<o:p></o:p>

Phiddy, Ducky Dolly, Mary and Belles have joined forces to start a swimming and fishing camp.  They decided all their talents could come in real handy.  Belles will bait the hook,  Phiddy and Dolly will then take the line and swim out to the middle of the lake.  Then they can show off their diving skills while they dive down deep and set the hook in one of those whoppers who dwell on the bottom of the lake.  Now it is Belles turn to show off her skills at landing “the BIG one”.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Sylvia, and Katiebaby went into the business of house cleaning and selling cleaning supplies.  Katie is utilizing her skills as a seamstress by sewing rags together to sell as dust cloths.  Sylvia has also signed on with a soccer team to be their prize kicker because all that physical therapy gave her such a strong  leg.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Mimi and Meggie Mae thought it might be fun to take a few days away and at the same time take a survey of how many different animals the farms along the way supported.  They did this by using those clickers that ticket takers use to count customers.  But they couldn’t find the one that is used to counts cows so they asked Becky May to go along to count cows because she is the champion cow counter of all time. <o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

There is a big rodeo going on in <st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Fort Worth</st1:place></st1:City>.  Paula is selling Margaritas, wearing hot pants and halter top in the stands this year. Fearless Maria is working as one of the barrel clowns and Marcie  is on the program as riding the toughest bull!  Wolfie is working the press box , she will be working one mike and  Queenie is going to be on the other one.  I maybe better clarify that statement.  The mike I mentioned is a microphone, not a HE mike, Dang!   Juanita and I were asked to work on clean up detail in the arena but we figured we were both full of enough of that, we declined the offer.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

I hear that MarsBar is still up to her eye balls in Bingo cards.  Someone told me that she is able to play over a dozen at a time and never miss a beat!  Well, she decided to take some of the vast sums she has won and paddle across to visit with Phil and then they all three decided to check in with Cathy  I sure hope she behaves herself and does not teach our sweet Phil any of the bad habits she may have.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Virginia Angel is still in the photo department of WalMarts.  Someone told her that pictures can be developed by putting the film in liquid solutions in a dark room and then hanging them up to dry.  She thought she would try this but she nearly lost her job when she threw the main switch and put the whole store in the dark!  Then they frown upon the clothes line and clothes pins she used to hang her photos out to dry!  Some companies just don’t like to try new things. She did have a bit of help with this though.  I hear tell that Robin was right there helping her.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Boots and Mae took a trip up to visit with Maggie. She was very thoughtful and arranged some fun things for them to do while there.  She scheduled a trip to visit a dairy and signed them up for a beginners painting classes.  That Maggie, she is so thoughtful!  She didn’t want them to be bored.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Pam decided to paint the outside of her house but she gets very bored in doing this and thought maybe some company might help her pass the time.  She decided to invite Carol and while she was at it she invited Denise also.  They arrived wearing the cutest bib overalls I have ever seen.  They did pretty well until Denise drug out the latest porn DVD and that was the end of the house painting! Naughty girls!<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

I hear Pammy is off to some far corner of <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Australia</st1:place></st1:country-region> that you just can’t reach. The last anyone saw of her was her backside disappearing around a hillside.  The ostrich she was riding got spooked  and it’s saddle was all lopsided and he was about to lose Pammy.  I doub’t we ever see her again and I will miss all those pictures she use to take.  Dang! I’m gonna miss that girl.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Robyn , JoAnn, Autumn Leaves and Andi  got real reckless last week and went on a spree of crashing wedding receptions.  They decided they would try to see just how many cakes they could sample and how much champagne they could drink. They tell me the cake went down real easy and the champagne even easier, yeah, I’ll bet!<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Did you hear about the big poker game?  Well Lee Ann, Lilac, Nannieroo and Peanut all got together and decide to go to Nannieroo’s house and have a high stake poker game.  Things were going real well until Lilac got just a bit unruly and challenged  Peanut to a game of strip poker.  Not one to back down, Peanut told her she was on.  They were down to one sock and one pinkie ring when they discovered they were sitting in front of a picture window with the whole neighborhood as an audience.<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Well, this is enough of this BS. <o:p></o:p>

April Fool’s everyone!<o:p></o:p>

<o:p> </o:p>

Butchie<o:p></o:p>



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From: MSN NicknameButchie1930Sent: 3/31/2008 10:25 AM

The sun came up in the usual place this morning but the whole world seems to be changing just a bit. I stood on my patio and thought about all the people in my life and wondered how they were doing this morning.

I hear that ­­­Raven is off again on one of her get a way’s. But this time she took her neighbor with her.  He had been hinting that he wanted to spend another week end with her all alone and she thought this would be a good time to give this fantasy life a whirl!

Raven had mentioned this to Cape, and you know  Cape, she is always game for anything so she asked if this were going to be a spectator sport, could she come along and observe as she had been sharing the same fantasy. If they report in to me when they return, I may or I may not report to you on how the week end went.

SilverMa blew out a lung on one of her recent egg blowing orgies.  June managed to leave George alone so she could go down and help her out.  But poor George didn’t tell her that if she went he was going to check out the price of a one way ticket to Texas

Fran is on her way up to visit Maritime Patrica because she wants to see if there really are ice bergs up her way or is all that just a myth or a bunch of bunk!

Prairie Girl is going to help Puzzler and Alliegirl work on their latest puzzle.  It is a picture of a haystack and they can’t find where the needle should go. They think the eye should be bigger and the point is not sharp enough.

I got a note from Scherry yesterday.  She told me that  she,Angel,and Sandy had pooled all their money and invested in a trailer park smack-dab in the middle of the Everglades. They plan to start giving lessons on how to wrestle an alligator.  We should wish them all luck.

Phiddy, Ducky Dolly, Mary and Belles have joined forces to start a swimming and fishing camp.  They decided all their talents could come in real handy.  Belles will bait the hook,  Phiddy and Dolly will then take the line and swim out to the middle of the lake.  Then they can show off their diving skills while they dive down deep and set the hook in one of those whoppers who dwell on the bottom of the lake.  Now it is Belles turn to show off her skills at landing “the BIG one”. Mary will unhook them.

Sylvia, and Katiebaby went into the business of house cleaning and selling cleaning supplies.  Katie is utilizing her skills as a seamstress by sewing rags together to sell as dust cloths.  Sylvia has also signed on with a soccer team to be their prize kicker because all that physical therapy gave her such a strong  leg.

Mimi and Meggie Mae thought it might be fun to take a few days away and at the same time take a survey of how many different animals the farms along the way supported.  They did this by using those clickers that ticket takers use to count customers.  But they couldn’t find the one that is used to counts cows so they asked Becky May to go along to count cows because she is the champion cow counter of all time.

There is a big rodeo going on in Fort Worth.  Paula is selling Margaritas, wearing hot pants and halter top in the stands this year. Fearless Maria is working as one of the barrel clowns and Marcie  is on the program as riding the toughest bull!  Wolfie is working the press box , she will be working one mike and  Queenie is going to be on the other one.  I maybe better clarify that statement.  The mike I mentioned is a microphone, not a HE mike, Dang!   Juanita and I were asked to work on clean up detail in the arena but we figured we were both full of enough of that, we declined the offer.

I hear that MarsBar is still up to her eye balls in Bingo cards.  Someone told me that she is able to play over a dozen at a time and never miss a beat!  Well, she decided to take some of the vast sums she has won and paddle across to visit with Phil and then they all three decided to check in with Cathy  I sure hope she behaves herself and does not teach our sweet Phil any of the bad habits she may have.

Virginia Angel is still in the photo department of WalMarts.  Someone told her that pictures can be developed by putting the film in liquid solutions in a dark room and then hanging them up to dry.  She thought she would try this but she nearly lost her job when she threw the main switch and put the whole store in the dark!  Then they frown upon the clothes line and clothes pins she used to hang her photos out to dry!  Some companies just don’t like to try new things. She did have a bit of help with this though.  I hear tell that Robin was right there helping her.

Boots and Mae took a trip up to visit with Maggie. She was very thoughtful and arranged some fun things for them to do while there.  She scheduled a trip to visit a dairy farm and signed them up for a beginners painting classes.  That Maggie, she is so thoughtful!  She didn’t want them to be bored.

Pam decided to paint the outside of her house but she gets very bored in doing this and thought maybe some company might help her pass the time.  She decided to invite Carol and while she was at it she invited Denise also.  They arrived wearing the cutest bib overalls I have ever seen.  They did pretty well until Denise drug out the latest porn DVD and that was the end of the house painting! Naughty girls!

I hear Pammy is off to some far corner of Australia that you just can’t reach. The last anyone saw of her was her backside disappearing around a hillside.  The ostrich she was riding got spooked  and it’s saddle was all lopsided and he was about to lose Pammy.  I doubt we ever see her again and I will miss all those pictures she use to take.  Dang! I’m gonna miss that girl

Robyn , JoAnn, Autumn Leaves and Andi  got real reckless last week and went on a spree of crashing wedding receptions.  They decided they would try to see just how many cakes they could sample and how much champagne they could drink. They tell me the cake went down real easy and the champagne even easier, yeah, I’ll bet! 

Did you hear about   the big poker game?  Well Lee Ann, Lilac, Nannieroo and Peanut all got together and decided to go to Nannieroo’s house and have a high stake poker game.  Things were going real well until Lilac got just a bit unruly and challenged  Peanut to a game of strip poker.  Not one to back down, Peanut told her she was on.  They were down to one sock and one pinkie ring when they discovered they were sitting in front of a picture window with the whole neighborhood as an audience.

Well, this is enough of this BS.

April Fool’s everyone!

 

Butchie