I have 6 large dogs and was buying several large
bags of Iam's at Costco. While I was standing in
line to check out, the woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. (DUH!!!)
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd
lost 20 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way it works is to load your pants pockets
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again .
I have to mention here that practically everyone in
line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a
tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me?
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking
my ass and a car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to
need help as he staggered to the door laughing.
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