Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canadais forever made
fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
EVER come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of
the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds these countries........ It's virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
Pooooof!
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