Little Georgie watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother, 'Mommy, I was in the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, Then Aunt
Jane........
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Georgie, this is such an interesting story, suppose
you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell
it tonight.'
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Geor gie to tell his story. Georgie started his story,
'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back
to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then
Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started... doing the same
thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in The Army.'
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!! |
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