Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Kentucky Girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't
need to drink from the Same one twice.
" The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need
to drink out of the same one twice either.
The Kentucky Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one
draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots
the Mexican
and the Iraqi.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and asking the bartender
for a
refill,
she says,
"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
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