Monica walked into the White House for the first day of her
internship and was greeted by the President.
After a tour, he asked,
"Would you like to see the Presidential Clock?
Monica got suspicious and said,
"I've heard certain things about you, Mr. President, and don't
think that would be a smart idea."
"Nonsense," said the President. "It's just a clock."
Monica reluctantly agreed. The President led her to an empty Oval
Office, closed the door, dropped his pants and pulled it out.
In a reproving tone, Monica said,
"That's not the Presidential Clock, it's the Presidential Cock!"
The President responded,
"Monica, honey, put a face and two hands on it, and it's a
clock." |
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