Lesbonics
1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ...... A licker cabinet
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .
She was found face down in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Ricki</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Lake</st1:PlaceType></st1:place>.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? .
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? 100 people that don't do dick
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