The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her
husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting
both legs behind her head, yoga style.
The second old woman thought that this was a great idea, so that night when
her husband went in the bathroom to
get ready for bed, she got
totally naked and began the process of putting her legs behind her head.
The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she
was a bit arthritic. However, she finally got it in place.
She had an even tougher time with the
second leg, so she rocked herself
backwards until she finally got it
behind her head.
However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly
backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was
just then that her husband came out of the bathroom.
"Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your
teeth in .... You look like an asshole."
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