There were 3 ghetto boys sitting outside their building talking about what they would buy if they won the lottery.
The first kid said, "I'd buy me a white Cadillac like that one parked over there".
The second kid said, "I'd buy me white Lincoln like the one next to it." Hi 5'n and all the boys waited for their last friend to say what he wanted, and he said, "I'd buy me a patch of hair about 2" wide and 4" long". His 2 pals started givin' him a bunch of shit
"Now why in the hell would you want that?"
the third kid said
" My sister has one and owns both them cars!!!!!!!!"
There Brucie-poo, funny enuff???????