I ran over some fresh roadkill the other night and it splattered.  I  didn't want anyone at work to think I hit a person
  
 I hate when that happens and I am sure it is worse on a bike.
 The other morning a deer was in the road (freshly killed) and I couldn't swerve fast enough to miss it.  I just about threw up!!! I can't stand to hit anything like that even if it is dead.