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From: MSN NicknameMorganFairclaws  (Original Message)Sent: 1/12/2009 10:26 PM
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
 
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put
 you all into a trance - I
 intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
 audience.'
 
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
 beautiful antique
 pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed
 in the light.
 
Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep
 your eyes on this
 antique watch.
 
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
 for six generations.'
 
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
 quietly chanting,
 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch . ..
 . '
 
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
 forth, light
 shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
 eyes followed the
 swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
 hypnotist's fingers and
 fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
 
'$HIT!' said the Hypnotist
 
it took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center .




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From: MSN NicknameMik2932Sent: 1/13/2009 1:13 AM
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From: HexamomSent: 1/13/2009 1:27 AM
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