Frog
An 80 year old man was sitting in his boat fishing when he heard a
voice say, 'pick me up." He looked around and could not see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice again, "pick me
up". He looked down into the water and saw a frog. He asked, "Are you
talking to me"?
The frog said, "Yes, pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the
most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll marry you, your friends
will all be jealous and will make you incredibly happy."
He thought for a moment then reached over and picked the frog up
carefully, placing it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "Are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I
said kiss me and I'll love you for eternity."
He looked at the frog and said, "At my age I'd rather have a talking
frog."
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