Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having
 lunch together.
 Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the
 strongest man in the
 world, but how can I be sure?'

 Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most
 gorgeous of them all, but
 sometimes I wonder.'

 Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the
 sexiest man
 alive but I've
 never had it confirmed.'

 They all decided that the best way to find out if
 their beliefs were
 true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on
 the wall' to
 confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest,
 Angelina Jolie was the
 most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

 They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to
 discuss their
 findings.

 The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well,
 it's true. The mirror
 told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

 Brad Pitt perked up and said: 'And I know for sure
 that I'm the sexiest
 man alive.'

 But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and
 said

               'Who the hell is shirley?