COMPUTER CRASH!
What causes such frustration, it could drive a person to drink?
There's nothing worse than having your computer on the blink!
What makes you feel more helpless, even more than lack of cash?
There's no more helpless feeling than a bad computer crash!
The cause might be a virus that can take away your smiles,
Or some computer monster that has eaten all your files.
For days you stay off-line, and all your E-mail goes unread,
And each day you discover more gray hairs are on your head.
You got along just fine before computers, there's no doubt.
But now you find they're something you just cannot live without.
The times when you'll have problems you cannot predict or tell,
So every day your prayer is just, "Keep my computer well!"