An elderly woman meets an elderly gentleman on the street.

She: Aren't you Ed Filby? Why, I haven't seen you in over thirty-years.

He: That's me.

She: You look pretty good - but a little pale. Where you been?

He: Been in jail actually.

She: Really! What did you do?

He: Well, I killed my wife. I chopped her into little pieces and put her in the garbage disposal.

She: Oh!... so you're NOT married!