FROM; CAPTAIN--U.S.S. TITANIC
TO; DECK-FORCE
Move all deck chairs from Port to Starboard!!!
Severe disipline will be administered to all who don't comply with this order!!!
Or-if you prefer-We will harass you until you jump overboard.
Carry on.
I am hoping we will never lose our sense of humor!!!! Don't let the bastards get you down!!!