noise woke me up this morning. What was that? The crack of dawn!
It's gone forever - forever I tell you! What has? Yesterday!
Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time? A jelly copter!
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella? He wanted to put something away for a rainy day!
What's the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student? About 3000 miles! |