On the Lighter Side

It was the first day of school, and mother sent little Billy off to class. When he came home that day, she asked, "So Billy, what did you learn on your first day of school?"

Little Billy replied, "I learned to write."

"Oh, my!" his mother responded. "And on your first day of school! What did you write?"

"I don't know," said Billy. "I haven't learned to read yet."

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