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From: MSN NicknamePalettescape  (Original Message)Sent: 11/8/2008 9:51 PM
Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided
that He really needed a new robe. After looking
around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein,
the Tailor.  So, He went in and made the
necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare
a new robe for Him.  A few days later, when
the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on -- and it
was a perfect fit!

He asked how much He owed. Finkelstein brushed him off: 'No, no, no,
for the Son of God?  There's no charge! 
However, may I ask for a small favor? 
Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just
mention that your nice new robe was made by
Finkelstein, the Tailor?'

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of
his Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the
masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem,
He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line
of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd
to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted
him he said: 'Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done
for my business!  Would you consider a
partnership?'

'Certainly,' replied Jesus
  'Jesus &Finkelstein it is.'

'Oh, no, no,' said Finkelstein. 
'Finkelstein &Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman.' 
The two of them debated this for some time.


Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful
-- and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable
compromise.  A few days later, the new sign went up
over Finkelstein's shop: 

                            


You know you're going to pass this one on LOL


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