THE MASTER'S CARD

I'm sure you've all received applications for credit cards in the mail.
However, I'm here to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is a product for others to see.
 I'm a card carrying representative for
The Master's Card.

That's right,
The MASTER'S CARD.

 Let me tell you about it.
There are no finance charges, no payments due.
My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal.
 I couldn't afford the price,
 so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me.

My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD
 has so many benefits it's hard to list them all.
 Let me share some of them with you...
you might want to apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters there is
UNLIMITED GRACE.
 That's right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from
 The MASTER'S CARD.

Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then, look no farther than
The MASTER'S CARD.

It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD
 gives you access to many "members only" benefits.
 Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam?
The MASTER'S CARD
 is perfect for you. Another great thing about
 The MASTER'S CARD
is that it  never expires and will never be cancelled.
Once you're a member, you're a member for life...
eternal life, that is.
Membership has its privileges, you know.

So why not apply today?

It's only a prayer away.....