Sis,
because I'm always late, and I must say always for a good reason,
I just wanted you to know that it was because you are so very special, that I had to try and come up with something just a tiny wee bit, you know, just a little different from everyone else; So in memory of this your ___th birthday ( you didn't think I would actually tell, did you??), I've gathered some age old facts (or jokes, whichever you prefer, lol), just so you'll have something to think about....
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my
memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose.
Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
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I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for
women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
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Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of
it as your inner child playing with matches.
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Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get
back up.
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Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow
old, You grow old because you stop laughing.