What's another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they
do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on
their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one
meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal
that is eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his
wages?

Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman
to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or
homeless?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has
the right to remain silent?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians
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