Funny, but these seem to apply to dogs as well as to cats.  Anyway, enjoy...

John

 

 

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1) The cat is not allowed in the house. <o:p></o:p>

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2) OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.<o:p></o:p>

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3) Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture. <o:p></o:p>

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4) The cat can get on the old furniture only.<o:p></o:p>

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5) Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture,<o:p></o:p>

but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.<o:p></o:p>

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6) Ok, the cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers <o:p></o:p>

or on the pillow. <o:p></o:p>

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7) OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow <o:p></o:p>

by invitation only. <o:p></o:p>

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8) Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night <o:p></o:p>

and on the pillow too. <o:p></o:p>

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9) Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat;<o:p></o:p>

only the cat can sleep on the pillow.<o:p></o:p>