A DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN Argument  (ar*gyou*ment):n.  A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead  (er*head): n.   What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a Police Officer. Bar-be-que  (bar*bi*q): n.  You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up - but he "made the dinner."   Blonde jokes  (blond joks):n.    Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe  (kant*e*lope):n.    Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer  (kloze dri*yer):n.  An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet soda  (dy*it so*da):n.  A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity  (e*ter*ni*tee):n.  The last two minutes of a football game.  Exercise  (ex*er*siz): v.  To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery list  (grow*ser*ee list): n What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store. Hair dresser  (hare dres*er): n.   Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.  See "Magician." Hardware store  (hard*war stor): n. Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon. Childbirth  (child*brth): n.  You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say, "focus....breathe...push..." Lipstick  (lip*stik): n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth.  On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park  (park): v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck."  After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience  (pa*shens): n.  The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.  See also "tranquilizers." Waterproof mascara  (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah): n. Comes off if you cry, shower or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it. Valentine's Day  (val*en*tinez dae): n. A day when you have dreams of a candle light dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.