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| | | From: Old Coot (Original Message) | Sent: 11/26/2008 9:33 PM |
God was dinking around and accidentally caused the singularity that we call the big bang. Again, God was dinking around and created a man. God said "gee that was difficult and I will not do that again". Later God felt sorry for that man, so he took a part of him and clobbered together a woman who could then do the work of creating more men. But God in his wisdom put in a safety valve -- he made man do a small part in creation of more men. Now the safety valve is the reason that MAN is the BOSS of woman.
oc...only exception is that my spouse is the BOSS of me!....hoho |
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Holy mackrel, I thought that by now I would have been soundly trashed by my two good female friends.
oc...Belle, Jen, I ain't ascared of you anymore. ho ho ho |
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OC, I knew you were teasing! I just finished a biography of Michelle Obama. Did you know Barack calls her "the boss"? |
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"Now the safety valve is the reason that MAN is the BOSS of woman."
Come on, OC. Your statement above is correct according to the Bible, however, women soon realized that procreation isn't much fun for a man if she isn't there. Once this came to light, every rule went out the window.
My take. I argue with the wife even if I agree. Why? I can let her win and still get my way. I cave, she's happy, and life goes on. However, when I invoke my Patriarch power, my word is law. I've only done in twice in 22 years. Once when she wanted to get my daughter's ears pierced at 9 months old, and another time she wanted to buy a gift for someone that was inappropriate as it dealt with firearms. If trouble had arrived, I would have been the root of the trouble in the eyes of all. Both answers of no stood.
My butt is warm, my stomach is full, and my head is dry. Almost anything my wife does that doesn't affect those basic needs being met is okay. |
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| | From:  Lodi-_ | Sent: 12/1/2008 4:19 PM |
Gosh darn Old Coot, I thought I was the only one that never wanted to play the boss. I'll just say that my marriage relationship is 50-50 on who is the boss. Most people, or a lot of people, probably have the same thing in their lives and I'll bet a quarter that you're one of them. You sound like a very nice man, so I have no doubts about you at all. |
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