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New York (AP) - President Elect Barack Obama's real birth certificate was unsealed yesterday in complience with a court order that allowed for its inspection, to determine whether the President Elect was legally eligible for office.

The Parker Commission, headed by the powerful Rockafeller family, quietly investigated the matter on behalf of a split from the RNC, dissatisfied with the election process and results. Yesterday it was determined that Barack Obama is eligible to serve as President of the United States, and pending court cases have been dismissed.

However, in a surprize twist of irony, it was discovered that his middle and last names on the birth certificate were backward, and his middle name is really his last name. "I am not certain how the American people will react to this," said Thomas P. Hoolerie, spokesperson for the Parker Commission. "They all believe they elected a President Obama, when the record shows they actually elected President Hussein."

"President Elect Hussein is simply not a name we can live with," said Robert Tyndall of Houston, Texas. "I think he should keep things just as they are." Others disagreed. Cheryl Dactal of San Francisco, California said, "The President has to be honest, just like his screening survey of applicants demands, and if he is President Hussein, then we have to call him that."

There was no word yet from anyone in the Obama camp, as to which name the President Elect would use. If he doesn't use the legal name of Hussein, that technicality could allow Republicans to successfully challenge and overturn any bill he signs into law. The matter is expected to appear before the Supreme Court of the United States before Christmas.

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You shouldn't do that.......you just gave all the Neo's wet dreams.

Heck Ray, they're so delusional, after complete admission the story is satirical fiction, they'd argue the thing was legit.

To many of them, Satirical Fiction is something of the devil.

"Don't know the name, give it one you know and can write out."

This happened a lot too. Imagine all the guys coming over from the Eastern European block countries with names like, "Chaykowski, Nemenski, Kakowicz, etc...." They came over here by the tens of thousands! It's a complex world we live in, and this is only the beginning when you go back in history.

Geneology is tricky. It always pays to ask the oldest people in your family first, then go from there..... In my case, most of my grandparents were dead before I was born, which doesn't help.

We were very lucky on my mother's side. An great aunt died some 40 years ago and while going through some of the stuff in an old desk we found a genealogical history of the family going back to the early 1600s and the Yamachiche Seigneurie in New France. Cool stuff, eh?

but many people who didn't speak English and had difficult sir names were given an English name after their trade. Thus Blacksmith (Black and Smith), Taylor (Tailor) etc.

Not only the new world but also in the old too. A workmate of mine had the (in Britain) unusual name of Folkinther and was drawing a genealogical blank beyond a certain point until I suggested that he reverse engineer the name back to Dutch/Danish/ German and search for links there. based upon the meaning of the name.

My family genealogy was kept rather well, and branches of it from one side go back to the eleventh century in Scotland. The other side was German art riffraff, with the most significant issue that had that grandfather not gotten my dad and his sister out of there before WWII began, I would probably not be here.

Charley, you're killing me!

A good past poster friend of yours will be probably trying to join this board, and I gave him the URL, and hoping you don't mind... His name is in 4 letters and starts with M

Sounds a little like good soup, Warrior. As long as the dude isn't Mike, we're fine. I hate Mikes. They have this obnoxious habit of recording every sound you make, and throwing it back in your face. Sometimes for the whole world to hear.

BTW Charley, not until Belle, did I reread your post. Thanks for the laugh and the insight.

You and I both know there's at least ONE Mike we like.

Just cause he can't climb as well as you is another story!

We love you Pikes, you're good people!

President Hussein, this piss conservatives off..

Thanks Nacho, Warrior.

Guys, I'm just spoofin. In received a spoofin notice the other day, where I have 10,818 spoofs left and only 24 shopping days til Merchantsmas to spend them.

Anybody that shares an interest in music is a player. Furthermore, players are loud, rude, and obnixioush. That's a term for someone who shares traits with Obama, Nixon and Bush. They tend to act like an adolescent in charge, lie and mutter to themselves under delusions of paranoia, and talk about important women on black Monday.

This whole thread has been very interesting and funny to read. Thanks for the smile today. Does anyone remember that guys name, they had it on the news? He was born in America, but his parents gave him a real odd name.

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