There were 3 good arguments
that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother
Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that
Jesus was a Californian :
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally
good arguments that
Jesus was an American Indian :
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally
good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs
that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a
moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get
up because there was still work to do

(I don't have a link for this. It's going around the internet.)