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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
behavior that was going on.  So he called one of His angels and sent the
angel to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's
true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are still
being good.'

God was not pleased.  So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to
help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.
                                                               Christmas!

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