Washington (AP) - A story about an affair between C. Lawrence Tomas, deceased father of Clarnitwitio Tomas and recently dispatched castrati-bass-soprano singer Jose Tomas, and Vergine provided scientists with the first time ever evidence of sex in the afterlife, and presumably the location of it.

 

     A freak storm appeared over the mountain skies of central Colorado, baffling meteorologists, who declared, "this kind of thing is rare to begin with. But behavior of this tornadic appendage defies our understanding. "

 

     The Associated Press learned late last night, that Vergine was visiting Almagre Hot Springs, a remote nudie soaker near Pikes Peak, and was recounting to fellow bathers, the exciting account of her long association with Longa Donga Argento, when the freak storm overhead became excited.

 

     Longa Donga was a nickname of C. Lawrence Tomas, who liked to be called C. Longa Donga in private mixed company. An alert photographer spotted the freak storm as everyone became excited from Vergine's hot, hot spring soaker story, and photographed it.

 

 

     "There is no other reasonable explanation for the odd behavior of this storm." said Aspen's Mi T urologist, Hugh G. Balzak. Balzak, also present at the event. Other meteorologists were skeptical. "Just because Balzak, an MIT grad, was there doesn't give him such clarevoyance," said Abe N. Ormal.

 

     Vergine however, confirmed that sometimes C. Lawrence just liked to watch, and so had another nickname, "Clarevoyerence Tomas." Not only did he like to watch, but "his business often projected into the future," Vergine told the AP reporter with a sly wink and a private giggle. "I often feel Longa Donga is right above me," she said, "and yesterday, he was definitely up there!"