(Belle nudges Pikes in the ribs with her elbow. Nothing. Then a little harder. Still nothing. Then she really jabs him hard.)
"What? What'd you do that for?"
"We're back on the air!"
(groggily) "What time is it?"
"A little after five."
"Dang, that was the longest, slowest country song I ever heard."
"Well fine! But wake up, 'cause we're back on. You don't want the folks to hear dead air do you?"
"What the difference? They've been hearing that from George Bush for seven years."