When dogs talk to God.......

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another?
Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one
named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love
a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it
would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have onramps?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling
at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is
the beagle across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't
make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing,
again?

Dear God,
May I have my testicles back?