A Texas rancher and his wife were bickering on a holiday tour thru France.

 

They were barely

speaking to each other even after being seated

in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

 

When the waiter arrived the rancher said, "I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak."

 

The waiter replied, "Monsieur....what about ze mad cow?"

 

To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad."