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From: MSN NicknameBamagirl312  (Original Message)Sent: 12/12/2005 7:04 PM
Finally a smart blonde ... LOL

 

 A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan officer.

 She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to

borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some type of

 security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls

>> Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the

 title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as

 collateral for the loan. The bank's president and it's officers all enjoy

 a laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a

 $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the

 bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later the blonde

returns and repays the $5,000 loan and the interest which comes to

 $15.41. The loan officer says "Miss, we are very happy to have had your

>> business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a

 little puzzled. While you were away we checked you out and

 found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you !

 bother to borrow $5,000?"

 

 The blonde replied........ "Where else in New York City can I park my car

 for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"



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