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If Women Ruled The World * Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. * PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. * Men would get reputations for sleeping around. * Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. * A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. * Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds. * Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. * "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. * Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. * Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. * Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks" * Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. * Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. * Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. * Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit." * Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. * Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. * Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. * All toilet seats would be nailed down. * Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. * TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. * All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator * During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds. * Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. * After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. * For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year olds for six weeks.
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