Wedded Blips
Longer Engagements: 1990 �?11 months 1997 �?13 months 2003 �?16 months �?SPAN>USA TODAY and Bride's Magazine Fewer Divorces: 1980 �?22.6 per 1,000 2001 �?17.8 per 1,000 �?SPAN>American Demographics, Nov. 2003 One Man, One Woman: "I think we're on the front of another Roe v. Wade�?. [The Federal Marriage Amendment] is definitely going to be the biggest issue during the election." —Bill Murray, Family Research Council Endangered Specious: "Here's what's really undermining the sacredness of modern marriage: soap operas, wedding planning, longer work days, cuter secretaries, fights over money, reality TV, low-rise pants, mothers-in-law, boredom, Victoria's Secret catalogs, going to bed mad, the billable hour, that stubborn seven pounds, the Wiggles, Internet chat rooms, and selfishness. In fact, we should start amending the Constitution to deal with the Wiggles immediately." —Divorce lawyer Dahlia Lithwick on Slate.com |