The pathetic excuse for a wrestler known as Hunter Valentyne had spoken his piece, and it made absolutely no sense. The funny thing was that nothing out of his mouth sounded original in the least. Maybe it was because he was too busy assuming things like that Hadley was a whore. Which was hilarious to her since she came into OCW to keep the sluts out. Apparently Hunter had looked over the fact that Hadley had worked for everything she got, she didn't suck the bosses cock like Louise Hoton or Trish Dumbshit. No Hadley Harper had made her mark because she knew what the hell she was doing. It was cute of course, almost like watching a fish dying from being out of the water. Doing and saying anything that could possibly save his sorry ass. The unfortunate thing for the little wanna-be is that Hadley wasn't that much of a caring person to put the fish back in the water. She'd rather watch it die and learn it's lesson. Hadley was going to teach Hunter exactly why being the women's champion meant a lot more than what he seemed to think. Although his all too generic gimmick was enough embarrassment for him, or maybe that was getting beat by Mike Mazzarone that was embarrassing. Either way Hadley was going to make sure that Hunter remembered to check his facts before throwing names around. Hadley didn't exactly care but she didn't want to just allow him to talk meaningless shit, then again maybe that was all he could do since he didn't actually have something on her. He simply had to make shit up. He might as well have come out and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I will talk a lot of shit to make it seem like I know what I'm doing but trust me I don't have a clue. And on mayhem you'll see me fail once again, but you're used to that so it shouldn't be too much of a problem. Oh and I'm arrogant...thanks." Yes it would've summed up the whole pathetic talk that Hunter Valentyne had gave. In fact it would probably sum up his whole career. Mainly because it meant nothing to Hadley. And she was sure that it meant nothing to everyone else around OCW so she would take out the trash that called himself Hunter Valentyne, the most generic wrestler that lived. What an accomplishment he had, in fact that was the only if you would truly count that as an accomplishment. That was the difference between Hadley and Hunter, she was a hall of famer and Hunter was a complete moron. Things didn't exactly add up for Hunter to be running his mouth. However as the most generic wrestler in the world he of course would have to go out and address the crowd which he must have gotten together because it sure as hell wasn't at a show and he had to trash talk his future opponent. If only that had been done before..oh wait that happens all the time. Hadley would hold in her words though and keep them for the match. The one where she would be "beaten bloody". Well that probably wouldn't happen, so maybe she would just keep it in until she was done with Valentyne's jobber ass.

Hadley scrapped her fingernails up against the staircase of her house as she walked down the stairs. She kept her eyes narrowed as she looked down into the large living room where Heather Mackenzie sat. She flipped through channels and sat comfortably on Hadley's couch. Hadley made it to the bottom of the stairs and continued to let her eyes stay locked on Heather. Heather chuckled a little as she stopped on a show. Hadley cleared her throat.

Hadley Harper; Heather..what the hell are you doing here?

Heather didn't look over she simply took a sip of water.

Heather Mackenzie; I was in town.

Hadley laughed to herself as she walked closer to Heather.

Hadley Harper; I knew you would be. I mean how the hell did you get in?

Heather giggled a little to herself.

Heather Mackenzie; I wouldn't have gotten in if you would've hid the key outside better.

Hadley walked closer to Heather taking a seat next to her. She grabbed a handful of the potato chips that Heather munched on.

Hadley Harper; You know I can't be here too long.

Heather shrugged her shoulders.

Heather Mackenzie; Why?

Hadley Harper; I have a job!

Heather laughed a little bit.

Heather Mackenzie; I have a job too lady. I do the same shit you do.

Hadley Harper; Then why aren't you in New York?

Heather looked over to Hadley with a smile.

Heather Mackenzie; I'm taking time off.

Hadley Harper; Whatever. Like I said can't be here too long. I have a match on Sunday I need to get ready for.

Heather looked back to the tv and shrugged once again.

Heather Mackenzie; Whatever, against who?

Hadley Harper; Hunter Helmsley...oh wait Valentyne..I must have mixed them up they look a lot alike and have the same first name. Anyways yeah..Hunter Valentyne.

Heather rose and eyebrow looking to Hadley.

Heather Mackenzie; Who?

Hadley Harper; Exactly.

Heather Mackenzie; Who cares about getting ready to face a nobody, remember that little thing you have..I think they call it talent. Yeah that's going to be enough I'm sure. Especially if it's someone I've never heard of in my life. That guy has got to be a jobber.

Hadley chuckled a little bit.

Hadley Harper; Yeah that's about right. His promo was pretty hilarious though I'd have to admit.

Heather Mackenzie; Was that intentional?

Hadley shook her head a little bit laughing.

Hadley Harper; Yeah I doubt he meant to come off funny. He was trying to intimidate me I think. He might need lessons in that though, because making shit up doesn't exactly count as intimidating someone. It's just plain trashy but I don't think he would know the difference.

Heather Mackenzie; He sounds like a jackass.

Hadley nods her head.

Hadley Harper; Yeah, I think they're torturing me. I'm not exactly sure why but that just how I see it. I mean they're going to put me to a test, I'm going to have to put up with botched moves and a poor sap of a man. He'll probably break down if he loses. I mean I'm not sure there is much more embarrassing than kissing Mike Mazzarone's ass but I'd bet crying in front of a bunch of people because he got beat by a girl would top that out. Which is funny cause the truth is I have way more talent then him but since I'm a woman I don't get the recognition.

Hadley shrugs her shoulders.

Heather Mackenzie; That's why porn is good. The girls get all the credit there.

Hadley got a disgusted look on her face.

Hadley Harper; Keep the trashy shit away from me.

Hadley shakes her head.

Heather Mackenzie; Suit yourself.

Hadley Harper; Then again I'm sure if I did porn that would help validate everything Hunter said about me. People might have missed it though since they probably fell asleep listening to him bitch about losing his match against Mazzarone.

Heather Mackenzie; Who cares. This guy sounds like a dumbass there isn't much more to it.

Heather shrugged.

Hadley Harper; Yeah it's true. It's good to see OCW is letting in the mentally handicapped though. They really need their shot in this business.

Heather laughed and then switched the channel once again to land on Jeopardy. Hadley stared at the screen.

__Alex Trebek; This is June 13 I am Alex Trebek welcome to Jeopardy!

The audience cheers loudly as we get a peak at our contestants. Hadley Harper, Heather Mackenzie, and Hunter Valentyne.

Alex Trebek; Now let's meet our contestants. First up we have the OCW women's champion, Hadley Harper.

Hadley waves to the camera.

Alex Trebek; Next up we have professional wrestler, Heather Mackenzie.

Heather waves to the camera.

Alex Trebek; And last up we have failure, Hunter Valentyne.

Hunter claps his hands together quickly obviously excited to get a chance to be on camera. He then waves towards the camera like a Japanese tourist.

Alex Trebek; Our categories are, You wish, wanna-bes, has-beens, Your life, Superstars, and US art. Now Hunter you won the coin toss at the beginning of the show, so you go first.

Alex nods towards Hunter who looks a little confused by the statement. He then simply points to the one he wants.

Hunter Valentyne; That one!

He starts to clap his hands happy with his choice. Alex looks back to see what he's picked.

Alex Trebek; Alright you chose has-beens for $100. All right Hunter; this man claims to be good but has nothing to show for it.

Hunter thinks for a second but isn't quick enough on the buzzer. Hadley's side lights up.

Alex Trebek; Yes, Hadley.

Hadley Harper; Who is Hunter Valentyne.

A ding sound is heard.

Alex Trebek; That is correct.

The audience cheers quickly.

Hadley Harper; Alright, I'll choose you wish for $300.

Alex Trebek; Having talent.

Hadley dings in quickly.

Hadley Harper; What is Hunter Valentyne's dreams?

There is a happy ding sound.

Alex Trebek; That is correct.

The audience cheers as Hunter claps his hands happy for Hadley.

Hadley Harper; Alright I'll take wanna-bes for $100.

Alex Trebek; All right, A method used to shield the fact that one doesn't stand a chance.

Heather's lights up.

Heather Mackenzie; What is the Hunter Valentyne method?

A ding is heard.

Alex Trebek; That is correct.

The audience cheers. Hunter upon hearing his name claps his hands together again for himself.

Heather Mackenzie; I'll take wanna-be for $200.

Alex Trebek; The inability to keep up with someone much better even though they claimed they could.

Hunter dings in.

Hunter Valentyne; What is the...

Hunter stopped mid sentence as droll rolled out of his mouth.

Alex Trebek; That's not correct.

Hadley dings in quickly.

Hadley Harper; What is Hunter Valentyne's lifestyle.

A happy ding rings out.

Alex Trebek; That is absolutely correct.

The audience cheers a little bit.

Hadley Harper; I will take US art for $100.

Alex Trebek; The beautiful portrait of talent.

Heather's sign lights up.

Heather Mackenzie; Who is Hadley Harper.

A happy ding sounds off.

Alex Trebek; That is correct!

The audience cheers a little bit and Hadley smiles.

Heather Mackenzie; I'll take wanna-bes for $300.

Alex Trebek; A person that tries too hard to seem cool.

There is a silence and finally Hunter's lights up.

Hunter Valentyne; Who is..me.

There is a happy ding.

Alex Trebek; That is correct.

Hunter claps his hands together jumping up at down happily. A buzzer then sounds.

Alex Trebek; Alright it's time for double jeopardy!

The audience cheers.

Alex Trebek; Alright now, A professional wrestling match won by a female that put an idiot back into his place.

The jeopardy theme song begins as Heather and Hadley write stuff down. Hunter writes on himself and giggles. The buzzer sounds.

Alex Trebek; Alright now, Hadley first.

Hadley's answer is revieled.

Alex Trebek; Alright you said what is Hadley Harper vs. Hunter Valentyne? That is correct.

Hadley smiles.

Alex Trebek; You wagered..$1000 so that will put you at $239,081

Hadley nods.

Alex Trebek; Heather you also put what is Hadley Harper vs. Hunter Valentyne? Which is correct. You wagered $1200, which will put you at 12,120.

Heather smiles and nods her head.

Alex Trebek; Hunter you put..

Hunter's answer is revieled.

Alex Trebek; You, Hunter, put I poopy in my undies...

There is an awkward silence in the room. Hunter then nods and laughs.

Alex Trebek; Alright that is not correct, you wagered $2..which puts you down to zero. Which makes Hadley our winner.

The audience cheers for Hadley.

__Heather taps Hadley on the shoulder and she is taken back into her living room.

Heather Mackenzie; Hey bitch lets get some food.

Hadley takes a second laughing a little bit.

Heather Mackenzie; What is it?

Hadley Harper; I think we'd do well on Jeopardy.

Heather looks at Hadley a little weirded out.

Heather Mackenzie; As long as it involves food.

Hadley laughs a little.

Hadley Harper; Alright lets get food.

The pair get up and walk out the door.