•�?/FONT> DUMB BITCH SYNDROME
Heather Mackenzie knew when she made the challenge to Stephanie Starrett that she could pull off a win. After all if she thought differently she sure as hell wouldn't have made the challenge in the first place. It was obvious to Heather that she had a good thing going on in WCW sure she had taken a few steps backwards by losing to Stephanie but that was exactly why she was going to change the record books when she defeated Stephanie. It was funny to Heather, the comments that Stephanie seemed to make about her. Most were irrelevant and didn't truly pertain to her. Then again the best comment by far had to be the one about Nick Slater being a rip off of Johnny Nitro, not just the most hilarious comment but a hypocritical comment as well. Stephanie Starrett was an extreme rip off a Trish Stratus. She knew it, Nick knew it, and Heather knew it. That was beside the point though, no matter what Stephanie did she was always going to be a carbon copy of all the generic bitches that stepped foot into the squared circle. Sure Heather was a bitch, she had called herself a bitch but the difference between Heather and the rest of the generic cunts like Stephanie Starrett was the fact that Heather always had something new to talk about. However with Stephanie it was always about calling herself the queen it was always about saying she was better but never saying why. It was simple why she couldn't say why though, because there was absolutely no proof. She had simply started calling herself the queen for no reason but to have a nickname. Heather wasn't buying it though, and she was going to expose this "queen" to be nothing more than a little peasant girl.

We open our scene in a huge studio. Heather stands in the view of the camera wearing a deep red dress the dipped below her knees and pushed up her perfect breasts. She held a microphone in her hand and behind her sat a huge array of people sitting at phones on two levels. A large glittery sign was pasted on the wall behind the phones that read "FIND A CURE". The camera panned around the room as cheesy music played. It finally rested on Heather who had pressed on a cheesy smile

Heather Mackenzie; Hello ladies and gentlemen we are here today with "Find a Cure" to talk to you about an issue that is unfortunately sweeping the professional wrestling world. It is a disease and a factor that is not only bringing down a single wrestler but each of their opponents. A disease that most of us in the wrestling business call "Nonessential Ego" or "Dumb Bitch syndrome". This disease is not only a career killer but is also something that can cause serious embarrassment, which is why today we are going to fight to stop it. Along the way we'll have guest appearances and a woman that is living with the disease. So lets get started shall we. Lets go to our resident expert on this issue a man that has been studying the ways of the "Dumb Bitch" to try and find a cure so that he no longer has to deal with those people..Mr. Nicholas Slater.

There are a roar of claps as Nick Slater makes his way up to where Heather stands. He has on a classy white suit and dawns the same cheesy smile as Heather. As Nick reaches Heather there is a place to sit down. They take a seat in two chairs facing each other.

Heather Mackenzie; Alright, now Mr. Slater you are here to talk with us about the stages of "Nonessential ego" or what most call "Dumb Bitch syndrome".

Nick nods his head.

Nick Slater; Yes, most people see this happen everyday in professional wrestling but don't exactly know what it is. So I am here to kind of give people warning signs let people know what it is exactly that is wrong with these women.

Heather nods leaning closer to Nick seeming interested.

Nick Slater; Alright now to give you a better feel of the stages we're going to bring out a woman by the name of Stephanie Starrett. Now Miss Starrett is indeed known as the "Queen" of this syndrome.

There is a faint clap as a very convincing 'Stephanie' made her way out to the middle of the room meeting with Nick and Heather. Nick got to his feet looking towards the camera.

Nick Slater; Alright so the first stage of "DBS" is know as unknown arrogance, or arrogance without reason.

The camera cuts to 'Stephanie'.

Stephanie Starrett; I am the best of the best because I have done the best. No one has ever seen me win anything besides flukes but I'M THE BEST!

'Stephanie' grinned as the camera cut back to Nick.

Nick Slater; Exactly. Now the second stage is Making claims that aren't true and putting those that are better above you...

Camera cuts back to 'Stephanie'

Stephanie Starrett; I have a King, that's why they call me the queen, cause of that guy that is a king that has never been seen and i've never talked about. Nick Slater is a Nitro wannabe. I am better than Heather Mackenzie, I am a queen and I rock blah blah blah blah blah..

The camera cuts back to Nick who is sitting on the chair with his eyes closed next to Heather who is doing the same. Cut back to 'Stephanie'....

Stephanie Starrett; Blah...blah...blah...I keep talking about the same shit over and over and over again but claim that I don't and claim that I am the best thing that professional wrestling has seen. Blah blah blah...I'm a bitch.

Cut back to Nick who is rubbing his eyes standing closer to the camera.

Nick Slater; So if you haven't figured it out, the third stage is boring people and repetition. Something that Stephanie has actually won international competitions at. Which is actually the only thing that she has won based on talent.