If there was something that the girls of Illegally Blonde hated more than anything it was a girl with bad hair and a crappy attitude, this was probably the best way to describe both of their opponents this week. The girls had made it obvious that they were making a target out of Tapanga Britt and now they were getting their wish of going up against her, of course there was a little something else thrown in their too but hell why not kill two birds with one stone. It was never a bad idea, especially since this would be the beginning of their killings. The beginning of their chances to show UPW that when they talk it isn't for nothing. So they would have their first match and they would begin their journey of riding UPW of its trash, of children like Lexi Sheckler and hyper active "punk" girls like Tapanga Britt. The girls of Illegally Blonde hated watching girls like Tapanga and Lexi rise to the top, mainly because girls with hair like that, and such lack of fashion sense have no need to be so high up where everyone can see them. No, UPW needed women like Kenna Willis and AJ Caine to lead them, girls that actually knew what they were doing, girls that could handle anything that came towards them. That was how Illegally Blonde worked, that was how they made their living, they made it a point to win their matches and prove that they weren't only dominate but they were in fact the best that the women's division had to offer. The pair of them together could do much more damage than people could imagine. They had much more to offer than their opponents, Kenna and AJ not only had beauty, but they had brains and strength. Everything that a woman could hope for, that's what Illegally Blonde possessed. Their opponents were nothing but wanna-bes people that were trying much to hard to make it seem as though they could accomplish something, both women couldn't be understood half the time. UPW didn't have to worry much about having Lexi and Tapanga around for much longer though, because after being humiliated by Illegally Blonde they won't want to show their hideious faces around here any longer.

Kenna and Aj had made themselves comfortable in Kenna's new loft. They had a movie turned on and everything was going great on their little girls night. Kenna had made herself comfortable on her new lazy boy, a massage chair at that. Aj was sprawled out on the couch hugging a pillow under her head.

Kenna Willis; Word around town is Miss Britt actually cut a promo.

Aj looked over to Kenna and shrugged her shoulders slightly.

Aj Caine; The girl likes to talk.

Kenna Willis; Yeah thats for sure, she never shuts up it seems like. I suppose people would think the same of us though. Then again when we talk we actually make sense, and people care a little more about what we have to say opposed to what horseface says.

They share a laugh at Tapanga's expense.

Aj Caine; Honestly, I could care less what she had to say about us, there really isn't anything new to be said. You have to admit we've been called everything in the book. The best part is it still doesn't bother me. I would assume it's because no matter what she says we're going to be able to top her in words and in actions. The pathetic little girl doesn't know what she's gotten herself into, trying to stand up for herself, it's just so adorable.

Kenna Willis; I know and sad, I mean I hate taking down those girls with all that "passion" and "heart" but I suppose that she had to go and ruin any chance she had of being good by sucking up to the crowd and wearing what she does. Talk about trashy, did you see her hair?

Aj shook her head in disgust and pity.

Aj Caine; I know tragic, my guess is that it's all apart of that whole "I'm a punk rocker" thing she's going for.

Kenna chuckled a little to herself.

Kenna Willis; Yeah I bet she fucked fall out boy and they convinced her that she was punk, just like they've tried to convince the rest of the world that they are.

Aj laughed.

Aj Caine; Well she's just about doing as good of a job as they are.

They giggled a little to themselves.

Kenna Willis; Then there is whatsherface.

Aj Caine; Lexi?

Kenna nodded her head trying not to laugh.

Kenna Willis; Yes the annoying bitch that thinks she's hot shit, that's the one. I believe she calls herself the hardcore bitch.

Aj Caine; How original...

They take a second trying not to laugh but cannot seem to help themselves.

Kenna Willis; Honestly what do you expect from either of them. Sure we're the generic bitches but at least we can come up with some originality, those girls are just the same old shit everyone has seen. What do they honestly have to offer, besides their trashy apperance? A whole lot of nothing it seems like. Now you and I both know that wrestling isn't a beauty pagent, cause hell if it were you know we would win EVERY single time, and I'll be the first to admit that we don't ALWAYS win although the chances of losing are silm, but honestly a girl could at least try and be classy. Neither of these girls seem to think it's nessacary to keep it classy, they're practically rolling around in trash. I mean we're sexy, but there is a difference between being trashy and being sexy and we know where that line is, apparently our opponents don't.