Kenna Willis had done nothing but looked good all this time, through her eWa career and now her UPW career. Sure she started off rocky looking like she and Aj were just a pair of girls that didn't know how to take a punch, however Kenna thought it to be smart. Her and Aj were perhaps the smartest people in this company which was even funnier considering the pair was named Illegally BLONDE. Then again Kenna was never about fitting into stereotypes. Sure she was cocky and judgmental but was that really a blonde stereotype? All Kenna cared about was putting people in their place, making sure they all knew exactly where they stood up against the likes of Illegally Blonde. Recently though the spotlight had been a little taken away from the aspects of Illegally Blonde and had focused more simply on Kenna. Aj had the same thing happen in eWa, then again this place had much more potential and Kenna knew that as soon as Aj got a chance at singles action again she would deliver. However this week wasn't about Aj, it was about Kenna and her making her mark once again. This week would be no different than last, she would go to the ring and take on whoever was thrown at her and she would once again look damn good doing it. She was on a roll, she knew it and everyone else knew it. There was no chance of hiding the facts when they were sitting right out in the open. So Addison Monaco had fallen victim to Kenna and Illegally Blonde last week, so who did we have this week? Rachel Alexander...wait who? The name didn't ring a bell perhaps because the bitch had accomplished absolutely nothing. Kenna sat listening to the promo being cut by Mrs. Alexander and she couldn't help but chuckle to herself...

Oh dear, what had this little idiot got herself into, Miss Alexander actually dared to talk trash about one of the best wrestlers EVER? Apparently she really wanted to make a statement, too bad it fell on the ears of one of the best trash talkers wrestling had to offer. Kenna couldn't help herself but to laugh even hearing the name Rachel Alexander. The girl was a no body and quite obviously had no sense. The girl had claimed Kenna was no good without the other half of Illegally Blonde, even though Kenna had won her match last week completely on her own. Then again it was obvious that Rachel had nothing on Kenna, so she needed to make things up in order to make is seem like she did. Now though Kenna had gained a lot on Rachel, because it was so apparent that Rachel was a complete jackass. One minute she's playing the shy girl just trying to make it and the next minute she's being Miss generic bitch. Then again what else is new. That's all Rachel had to offer, her mood changes. Rachel didn't know anything about Kenna and that much was obvious. Saying that Kenna WAS apart of an amazing tag team at one point? No no she IS apart of the best tag team to grace all of professional wrestling. This girl needed to get her story straight and she needed to do it fast, although there wasn't much that Rachel could do at this point to make Kenna hate her any less. Of course not being hated by Kenna was very rare, unless you were AJ Caine. Rachel had just dug herself an even deeper hole and at this point there was no getting out.

Kenna Willis; Wait...this is a joke right?

Kenna rose her eyebrow looking over to Aj after watching the pathetic promo that belonged to Rachel Alexander, Kenna's opponent for this weeks Anarchy. Aj didn't speak but instead shrugged her shoulders.

Aj Caine; Well at least you have a match, which is more than I can say

Kenna shrugged her shoulders.

Kenna Willis; It doesn't matter this bitch is unfortunate. Have you see her?

Aj giggled a little nodding her head.

Kenna Willis; You know what I thought about though, they maybe we can give her a chance. You know maybe she could potentially be Illegally Blonde material.

Aj looked over to Kenna her eyebrow raised.

Aj Caine; Kenna...she isn't even blonde.

Kenna shook her head.

Kenna Willis; No, I know that..but we could fix that...

Cut scene to in front of the mall..we see Kenna and Aj standing outside of it looking straight into the camera. Kenna holds a microphone in her hand.

Kenna Willis; Alright so today Illegally Blonde is going to go where NO other person in their right mind as been. No not mars, and not Wal-Mart, we're going to attempt to be friends with THEE Rachel Alexander. I know it sounds like a stupid idea but as her opponent on Anarchy I didn't want to have to touch the mess that is her face. Soo! Aj and I have decided to do a little fixing up! Lets go meet Rachel!

They begin to walk and make their way up closer to the entrance of the mall where a Rachel look-a-like stands. Kenna and Aj look to each other shake their heads and then turn around to the camera.

Kenna Willis; As you can see the clothes that Rachel wears look like a homeless women's vomit. Her hair looks like a raccoon rustled around in it a died and her face...is well disgusting. So you might be asking yourself how are you going to fix this bitch up? I'll tell you how! We're going to fix her up because us girls in Illegally Blonde are miracle workers, and trust me that's exactly what she needs. Now of course we won't be able to make her wrestling game any better which sucks for her but is good for me, but that's not the point. We are going to see what we can do looks wise because we all know that's all that's important. Lets go inside shall we!?

The overexcitement in Kenna's voice was almost obnoxious as her and Aj turned back to Rachel plastering fake smiles on to their faces as they approached her. 'Rachel' stood at the entrance to the mall her head hung low as Illegally Blonde met up with her.

Aj Caine; Why so down Rachel?

'Rachel' looked up to Aj.

'Rachel Alexander'; Well...I am just so horrible at everything I don't know what to do. I mean Kenna you're just so obviously better than me in wrestling and you and Aj are so much better looking. I have to admit...it's a little intimidating.

Kenna and Aj nodded pretending to care.

Kenna Willis; We know Rachel...we know.

Aj Caine; That's why we're going to FIX YOU UP!

They shouted the words like it was a Japanese game show. They then started in to the mall. Kenna and Aj had wrapped their arms in Rachel's and the three of them made their way into the busy mall arm in arm. Kenna laughed turning to 'Rachel'.

Kenna Willis; Well Rachel I bet it feels good to think you have friends.

Kenna smiled a big cheesy smile.

'Rachel Alexander'; It really does!

Kenna turned back around to the camera.

Kenna Willis; Alright ladies and gentlemen we have arrived at our first stop, the Chloe store! Here we will hopefully get some suitable clothes for Rachel and maybe even a pair of shoes...exciting!! Shall we go inside!?

Kenna turned around and linked her arm with Rachel's once again. They made their way into the store. Immediately they grabbed a bunch of clothes. Aj and Kenna made their rounds of the store. 'Rachel' smiled holding out her arms as Kenna walked up to her.

'Rachel Alexander'; Wow thanks Kenna!

Kenna laughed.

Kenna Willis; Oh these are mine..shop for your own.

Kenna continued walking making her way to the dressing room. 'Rachel' began to look around the store. She stopped at a top and looked at the price tag.

'Rachel Alexander'; eight-hundred and seventy-nine dollar!?

Kenna Willis; Looking good cost money, I know you haven't realized that yet trailer park.

'Rachel' jumped back a little bit seeming a little scared of Kenna who had popped up out of no where.

'Rachel Alexander'; Aren't you supposed to be helping me?

Kenna let out a deep sigh.

Kenna Willis; Yes...but it's such a hassle. Plus is fixing you up really going to make you a fit competitor for our match?

'Rachel Alexander'; Probably not.

Kenna Willis; Exactly. That's all I'm asking for. Someone that can actually keep up with me. However I'll give fixing you up another shot. We'll move on to phase two.

'Rachel' looked a little confused.

'Rachel Alexander'; But we didn't even finish phase one.

Kenna laughed to herself.

Kenna Willis; Oh honey don't act like you have the money to finish phase one....what? Did you think I was gonna pay for you. Silly girl.

Kenna continued to laugh. She made her way over to where Aj stood.

Kenna Willis; We're moving to phase two.

Aj rose her eyebrow.

Aj Caine; I wanna shop!

Kenna Willis; We can do that later, we need to get her hair fixed.

Aj rolled her eyes.

Aj Caine; We aren't really going to put her in Illegally Blonde right?

Kenna shook her head.

Kenna Willis; Hell no! We would never let a reject like that into the most amazing tag team of all time...plus we're a tag team not a stable. There aren't going to be people good enough to change that up. Now come on we have alot more work to do.

Aj nodded and followed Kenna. They made their way over to 'Rachel' who stood by herself not touching anything in the store. Kenna turns to the camera.

Kenna Willis; Alright so phase one is hopeless! We're moving to phase two...THE HAIR!

They make their way out of the store and walk down the mall a little bit to the hair solon. A younger girl stood behind the counter. She chewed harshly on a piece of gum and wrote things down in a book. Kenna stood staring at her until she looked up.

Kenna Willis; Whenever, you plan on doing your job I'm ready.

The girl looked a little annoyed but put on a fake smile.

Teenage Girl; What can I do for you today?

Kenna looked to Aj and the pair laughed.

Kenna Willis; We have an appointment, for Rachel Alexander, to get her hair cut and colored.

Teenage Girl; Alright you're with Steph, so just wait here and she'll be ready in a second.

The girl smiled fakely once again.

Kenna Willis; Thanks...oh and wipe that horrible fake smile off your face, it's just pathetic.

Kenna shook her head turning around to the little waiting area where Aj and Rachel already sat. They started to look through magazines and after a couple of minutes a red-headed woman walked out.

Steph; Rachel...

Rachel stood up.

Steph; Just a cut and color today?

Kenna Willis; Make her BLONDE!

Steph nodded her head as 'Rachel' followed her.

Aj Caine; Ugh this is just pathetic, the girl doesn't know how to do anything right. She would never fit in with us.

Kenna Willis; Oh she won't be don't worry about that. I mean how can anyone expect to be as good as us with a lack of blonde, talent, and brains. Hell all that girl is is a bucket of mood changes. Nothing I can do to fix that. Well actually I suppose I could make her know which choice to pick on whether or not she's going to beat me. I think I can make it perfectly clear that she should stick with her first instincts about me, that I'm MUCH better and she doesn't stand a chance. How did she even get a sudden boost of confidence? Was it the generic and unoriginal way her husband talked to her or was it the way she wanted to make the pathetic fans love her, who knows! All I know is she has no clue what she's getting herself into.

Kenna shook her head.

Aj Caine; I know, and today is just sad..I mean everyone knew she wasn't good but now they know she's a complete trash ball too.

Kenna Willis; Hey that's not my fault..I'm just trying to fix the little twat. It isn't my fault her little brain can't comprehend it.

Kenna shrugged her shoulders. After about a hour there was a loud scream that came from inside the hair solon. Kenna and Aj sprung up walking back to the area where Steph was doing 'Rachel' hair. There in the chair sat 'Rachel' with bright green hair. Kenna and Aj burst into laughter as 'Rachel' cried.

Kenna Willis; Well Rachel it looks like there is absolutely NO helping you in this case. You just weren't born to be blonde. Maybe when you learn how to wrestle or talk properly you can get this opportunity again. Until then though...good luck.

Kenna and Aj continue laughing as they exit out of the hair solon into the mall once again. Kenna looks into the camera still giggling.

Kenna Willis; Well we tried UPW...but there is no possible way to make that trash into art.