Out.Of.Character.Comment; Yeah so this is just a pretty plain promo, I have about zero time this week, so sorry for my horrible showing.

••PUSSYPOWER

Kenna Willis and Aj Caine were certainly on a roll. Then again how couldn't they be? They were the ultimate tag team in UPW. The problem was there were other little tag teams popping up around the place trying to challenge that theory and all Illegally Blonde could do was laugh about it. Laugh about how pathetic these people were trying to measure up. They couldn't possibly reach the caliber that Illegally Blonde stood at. In the short time that the girls had been in UPW they had done nothing but proved they were all they claimed to be, Aj and Kenna had taken the top two spots in the diva ranks and were in line for shots, not only for the tag team championship but for the women's championship as well. Everything was going according to plan and it was beautiful. Now though there was a little something standing in the way, doubt. People had begun to doubt that Illegally Blonde could get the job done against their opponents on Anarchy this week. What was that about? Since when are people even aloud to doubt them? Doubt them because they're going up against two men who name themselves R&R. Apparently to most they came off as interesting, but then what does that make Illegally Blonde? It was more than obvious to Kenna and Aj that they were not just better but more interesting than these little men. They had spent their beginning times talking about how hot they thought their opponents were, and they knew what they were talking about that's for sure, but what did it matter? Illegally Blonde was definitely hot but they were deadly as well, and perhaps that was the quality that showed through even more. The fact that these two men that Kenna and Aj had to face were obsessed with them wasn't on their minds, the only thing that they thought about was winning. Something they did very well.

It was martini night at the home of Illegally Blonde and as usual on Martini night they had turned on Sex in the City. Unfortunately all Kenna could think about was the disgusting Chase Radical and Eric Renegade, and not for the reasons that they would assume. Kenna took a sip of her appltini and set it down on the coffee table in front of the couch.

Kenna Willis; Okay so am I the only one completely creeped out by our opponents this week. I mean I know that everyone thinks we're hot and they're no different but I don't want to be touched by someone that looks like...them.

Aj nodded in agreement picking up her martini and holding it up to her mouth for a drink. She set it down.

Aj Caine; Hello! Yes totally creeped out, but can you really blame them for wanting to cop a feel? We're the hottest things UPW has seen how could they resist. The way I see it that's a good thing for us, cause while they're off acting like they actually have talent and looks they're swooning over how hot we are, and they haven't even seen us in person yet. When they do they are going to be so starstruck they're not going to know what to do.

Kenna Willis; That's true, it's a wonder we haven't won more matches like that. I mean we're effing hot! I almost passed out looking at myself in the mirror yesterday, true story. Then again we haven't fought men yet, so this will be...interesting. I wouldn't say easier because it's not like our matches so far have been hard, but I would have to say going up against guys that are so obviously obsessed with us won't be that hard.

Aj nodded her head once again.

Aj Caine; You know what though we shouldn't just focus on them wanting us, because if we did that we would never focus on our matches. We need to keep a focus on the important things, like winning.

Kenna Willis; Duhh, what do you think I'm focusing on. It hurts my head to focus on those two fuglies for more than two seconds really. I don't know how I'm going to do in the match. Then again I did alright in a match against Tapanga Britt and lord knows that face of her's is distracting in the exact opposite way from ours. I can't wait for her to get her title shot so I can take it away as soon as she does. I think making her life hell sounds like a perfectly good idea. As for R&R well I feel like they're too stupid to understand when we're making their lives hell. Maybe we'll be able to knock some sense into them during the match, then again they might be too taken away by our beauty to pay much attention to the actual match.

Both women shook their heads in pity for their upcoming opponents. Kenna then picked up her glass.

Kenna Willis; So cheers to the fact that we are going to go undefeated for yet another week.

Aj lifted her glass and they clinked them together then took a drink. As they removed their glasses they both had grins stretching across their faces. Kenna set down her drink.

Aj Caine; Ohh I had another idea too! We need to throw them off their game even more. So we need to do what girls do best!

Kenna Willis; I'm NOT giving him he-

Aj Caine; NO! Not that one Kenna...ew..no...ew. Okay now you threw me off. Gross. No what I mean is we need to get into their heads a little more...ew, okay wait now all I can think about is that.

Aj shook her head with a sour look, she took down the rest of her martini in one swig she then set down the glass on the table.

Kenna Willis; Ohh you mean like we need to make them start thinking a different way. Make them believe what we want them to?

Aj Caine; EXACTLY! Yes we need to do that! Use our Pussy power!

The girls looked to each other with grins on their faces. The scene fades out

••THE NEXT DAY

Our scene opens back up with the camera focused on Kenna and Aj who are standing out on the street outside of a mall. They smile looking into the camera, each girl holding her own microphone.

Kenna Willis; Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the new show brought to you by Illegally Blonde....PUSSY POWER! A show dedicated to why the women is so much better than the man at EVERYTHING!

Aj Caine; That's right and this show is dedicated to the fuglies down the street, Radical and Renegade.

The girls flash fake smiles quickly.

Kenna Willis; Lets get started shall we?

Kenna looks to Aj who nods. The pair then start towards the mall. They make their way into the mall and the first stop is the bathrooms where there seems to be a huge line. Kenna and Aj look back to the camera and shake their heads. Kenna hands Aj her microphone and walks over towards the top of the guys line. She pouts her lips a little bit.

Kenna Willis; Excuse me boys, I really have to go and I just can't wait in that line. I'm sure you wouldn't mind me cutting in for a few seconds would you?

The camera shows the men who seem to actually be drooling. There is no words but each man in the line nods his head and the man standing next in line opens the door for Kenna. She grins and walks inside. She then comes out a minute later.