Which reminds me it has come to my attention that you cunts have decided to doubt my abilities to get into the top twelve of the battle royal that was announced by Randy Orton. Now you silly people can't be serious. Do you realize who I am? I'm KENNA WILLIS I'm one half of the best tag team that has ever graced professional wrestling. One of the best singles wrestlers there ever was. Get with it people! You need to realize who is good and who isn't. I know that a lot of you think I'm a bitch but that takes nothing away from my talent, in fact I think it adds to it. I know you wanna see those disgusting untalented twats like Kei Hideshima or those dumbasses R&R win and get their chance at the World title but lets be honest and go with someone that is actually reliable. Oh hell I don't need to explain myself to you guys
I don't need to try and persuade you into knowing I'm better I'll just have to do that in the ring you know like I do every week. In my whole career here I've only lost one match and that was a tag team match not a singles match. I don't blame Aj don't get me wrong but I'm just saying I'm still undefeated in singles competition so you can bet that I'm not going to start now.

Now I could sit and I could type out everything that's wrong with the people in the match, I could give you reasons why they aren't going to win but that would just be some pathetic filler and I'm not going to play that game. I don't NEED to play that game because my actions speak much louder than my words and that is saying a lot when it comes to me. The point is that no matter what I will be in the top twelve and I will be getting a shot at the World Title it doesn't matter to me what you people want or who you think deserves it because like it or not I'm one of the best that UPW has to offer. Why the HELL do you think I got double booked? It certainly wasn't because I have no talent, it isn't because I don't have potential it is actually quite the opposite. I know where I stand and that's all that matters. I know that I stand at the top of the UPW ladder, I might not have a title yet, but realize this, I am a contender for the women's championship, the tag team championship, and soon I'll be a contender for the World championship. Say what you will about a contender not meaning a thing but that would just be an excuse. Being thought of for a title is almost just as good. And remember, I've held gold before I know what its like to be a champion so I won't be a stranger when I do get gold, whether it be two pieces or one and hell eventually three I'm going to be a better champion than anyone else in this company with the exception of Aj of course, who would make a beautiful champion.

Speaking of which, many people might have the wrong idea about Aj and I. We are bitches but to each other we are sisters, and I would be just as happy to see her as World Champion as I would to see myself as World Champion and I know for DAMN SURE that she can do it just as easily as I can. We both have a lot of drive and we both know what we want. I will be able to go out and get it. Believe it or not your I'll win that battle royal and then you will have not only female tag team champions, but you'll be having a female World Champion. So listen up when I say I'm the best and I'm not backing down. Learn it, Love it.

Hate you,
Kenna Willis

Kenna grinned as she pressed the send button. She watched it load up onto her blog. There was a faint knock on the door. Kenna looked up from her computer over to the door. There was a louder knock. Kenna got up from the couch and walked towards the door opening it up. Aj stood in the doorway. She walked past Kenna into the apartment and Kenna chuckled shutting the door behind her.

Aj Caine; Seriously why are we playing that tag team game again?

Kenna Willis; Honey you don't even need to worry about that. That match means nothing, you need to focus your energy on the battle royal. That's what I'm doing at least.

Aj shrugged her shoulders and took a seat on Kenna's couch. Kenna took a seat next to her.

Kenna Willis; Besides those two guys don't deserve our attention and they definitely don't deserve to touch or work with us in the ring. Or outside of it for that matter.

Aj Caine; Yeah that's true, and the battle royal is filled with even more undeserving fuglies, ew like SVD and Jayson Brewington.

Kenna nodded in disgust.

Kenna Willis; Yeah not to mention that both of those guys are pathetic little jobbers that think they actually stand a chance. I won't allow ugly people to even come close to holding titles. It's just disgraceful we don't want them representing UPW. The same UPW that we're apart of.

Aj Caine; Yeah, good thing we don't have to worry about that though. Obviously we're the best ones in the match whether people realize that or not. they'll see it when we're the last two standing in that ring, just like we were in the divas ranking.

Kenna nodded agreeing with a grin.

Kenna Willis; Exactly, and I mean we've already proved we're better than a bunch of them and now it's like the next step up, which we totally deserve, and it's going to be just a simple if you ask me. What do these people have that's better than us? I mean we all know Lexi is probably better at being a spaz and Chase and Eric are probably better at being complete perverts but us, we're better at what matters. Winning.

Kenna grinned and Aj returned the grin.

Aj Caine; Yes and we don't wanna play the "nice" card like Jayson Brewington. Ugh who the hell goes in thinking someone else is going to win your match that is just pathetic. Then again at least he has good taste. He knew we were hot.

Aj seemed to trail off in thought.

Kenna Willis; Ew stop thinking about him. Everyone knows we're hot, it's obvious that we are. He's just playing nice because he doesn't want anyone to have anything on him. All that's going to do for him is make him easy to walk all over. Which I think you can agree, isn't the place to start your career.

Kenna shook her head in pity.

Which reminds me it has come to my attention that you cunts have decided to doubt my abilities to get into the top twelve of the battle royal that was announced by Randy Orton. Now you silly people can't be serious. Do you realize who I am? I'm KENNA WILLIS I'm one half of the best tag team that has ever graced professional wrestling. One of the best singles wrestlers there ever was. Get with it people! You need to realize who is good and who isn't. I know that a lot of you think I'm a bitch but that takes nothing away from my talent, in fact I think it adds to it. I know you wanna see those disgusting untalented twats like Kei Hideshima or those dumbasses R&R win and get their chance at the World title but lets be honest and go with someone that is actually reliable. Oh hell I don't need to explain myself to you guys
I don't need to try and persuade you into knowing I'm better I'll just have to do that in the ring you know like I do every week. In my whole career here I've only lost one match and that was a tag team match not a singles match. I don't blame Aj don't get me wrong but I'm just saying I'm still undefeated in singles competition so you can bet that I'm not going to start now.

Now I could sit and I could type out everything that's wrong with the people in the match, I could give you reasons why they aren't going to win but that would just be some pathetic filler and I'm not going to play that game. I don't NEED to play that game because my actions speak much louder than my words and that is saying a lot when it comes to me. The point is that no matter what I will be in the top twelve and I will be getting a shot at the World Title it doesn't matter to me what you people want or who you think deserves it because like it or not I'm one of the best that UPW has to offer. Why the HELL do you think I got double booked? It certainly wasn't because I have no talent, it isn't because I don't have potential it is actually quite the opposite. I know where I stand and that's all that matters. I know that I stand at the top of the UPW ladder, I might not have a title yet, but realize this, I am a contender for the women's championship, the tag team championship, and soon I'll be a contender for the World championship. Say what you will about a contender not meaning a thing but that would just be an excuse. Being thought of for a title is almost just as good. And remember, I've held gold before I know what its like to be a champion so I won't be a stranger when I do get gold, whether it be two pieces or one and hell eventually three I'm going to be a better champion than anyone else in this company with the exception of Aj of course, who would make a beautiful champion.

Speaking of which, many people might have the wrong idea about Aj and I. We are bitches but to each other we are sisters, and I would be just as happy to see her as World Champion as I would to see myself as World Champion and I know for DAMN SURE that she can do it just as easily as I can. We both have a lot of drive and we both know what we want. I will be able to go out and get it. Believe it or not your I'll win that battle royal and then you will have not only female tag team champions, but you'll be having a female World Champion. So listen up when I say I'm the best and I'm not backing down. Learn it, Love it.

Hate you,
Kenna Willis

Kenna grinned as she pressed the send button. She watched it load up onto her blog. There was a faint knock on the door. Kenna looked up from her computer over to the door. There was a louder knock. Kenna got up from the couch and walked towards the door opening it up. Aj stood in the doorway. She walked past Kenna into the apartment and Kenna chuckled shutting the door behind her.

Aj Caine; Seriously why are we playing that tag team game again?

Kenna Willis; Honey you don't even need to worry about that. That match means nothing, you need to focus your energy on the battle royal. That's what I'm doing at least.

Aj shrugged her shoulders and took a seat on Kenna's couch. Kenna took a seat next to her.

Kenna Willis; Besides those two guys don't deserve our attention and they definitely don't deserve to touch or work with us in the ring. Or outside of it for that matter.

Aj Caine; Yeah that's true, and the battle royal is filled with even more undeserving fuglies, ew like SVD and Jayson Brewington.

Kenna nodded in disgust.

Kenna Willis; Yeah not to mention that both of those guys are pathetic little jobbers that think they actually stand a chance. I won't allow ugly people to even come close to holding titles. It's just disgraceful we don't want them representing UPW. The same UPW that we're apart of.

Aj Caine; Yeah, good thing we don't have to worry about that though. Obviously we're the best ones in the match whether people realize that or not. they'll see it when we're the last two standing in that ring, just like we were in the divas ranking.

Kenna nodded agreeing with a grin.

Kenna Willis; Exactly, and I mean we've already proved we're better than a bunch of them and now it's like the next step up, which we totally deserve, and it's going to be just a simple if you ask me. What do these people have that's better than us? I mean we all know Lexi is probably better at being a spaz and Chase and Eric are probably better at being complete perverts but us, we're better at what matters. Winning.

Kenna grinned and Aj returned the grin.

Aj Caine; Yes and we don't wanna play the "nice" card like Jayson Brewington. Ugh who the hell goes in thinking someone else is going to win your match that is just pathetic. Then again at least he has good taste. He knew we were hot.

Aj seemed to trail off in thought.

Kenna Willis; Ew stop thinking about him. Everyone knows we're hot, it's obvious that we are. He's just playing nice because he doesn't want anyone to have anything on him. All that's going to do for him is make him easy to walk all over. Which I think you can agree, isn't the place to start your career.

Kenna shook her head in pity.

Aj Caine; You know what I realized, people love Illegally Blonde. They love us. Who could blame them though, besides being good looking we know how to wrestle. In wrestling these days that doesn't always happen anymore. Girls are just sluts that go around showing off their bodies.

Kenna Willis; First off of course people love us, we basically rock and we're better than everyone else. Second off we take girls down that are like that. Must we be the only ones to save female wrestling?

Kenna and Aj sighed simultaneously shaking their heads in sheer pity for the women of UPW.

Kenna Willis; You know that's probably why so many people think a woman can't win the World Championship, they just look at the women that are in the WWE and they say no they couldn't be good enough for that title. What they're forgetting is that WWE dumbs down women's in-ring abilities. I wouldn't call it sexist to say a woman can't be World Champion because hell I think a lot of people think that way, but it isn't about gender it's about talent what makes a guy more talented than a girl. If anything I'd say girls are much smarter, after all they have pussy power. They can control men if they really want to. Unless the guy is gay, which is a huge possibility with most of the men in our match.

Aj Caine; Ugh yeah tell me about it. Well except Brandon of course.

Kenna shot Aj a look of disgust as Aj seemed to stare off with a smile on her face. Kenna hit Aj a little on the arm bringing her back.

Kenna Willis; Ew, seriously Ash you need to get your mind off of him and where it really needs to be, the ring. You're acting like you actually like that...thing

Kenna got a sour look as she shook her head. Aj rolled her eyes.

Aj Caine; Okay what about you and Derek?

Kenna shrugged her shoulders.

Kenna Willis; What about him? I don't actually like him, I'm just playing with him. You know what you're supposed to do with guys?! Where is your head?!

Aj Caine; Oh the ring right?

Aj had obvious sarcasm in her voice but Kenna ignored it.

Kenna Willis; Thata girl, you remember that. We need to keep a name for ourselves. We're not going to be the company slut, that's the job of Mirranda Anders and Addison Monaco. We need to focus on making people remember that Illegally Blonde isn't a name you wanna mess with. Together we're a force, alone we're a force. No one is going to be better than us.

Aj nodded her head a grin spread on her face.