OOC: I see you baby shakin' that ass "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?"  Aj Caine leans over the desk of CEO Randy Orton, pointing a finger right at the smirking owner of UPW.  He sits back with his hands behind the back of his head. "Do you want to lose the two biggest commodities in this place?" Kenna Willis stands there nodding her head with her hands on her hips as Aj rants on. "And besides, we know the little game you are playing! Putting Aj and I against each other is truly torture. And we didn't go out there and face each other because we are a T-E-A-M! But taking us out of the elimination chamber is basically suicide! Business suicide for you!" Randy Orton laughs at the two women with a mocking tone. "You're right Aj and Kenna. I mean, maybe I shouldn't have put you in the match. Maybe I should not make headlining matches and bring in the ratings.  I guess it would be a good idea if I just gave you two what you wanted and let this place go down the drain. You should totally get away with me, the BOSS, the one who just so happens to sign your paychecks, to let you two get away with murder. What a great idea." "Mr. Melodramatic!" Aj says. "Really?! Are you REALLY going there?" Kenna throws her arms out to her side. "Oh I went there.  I have a plan though. How about you two turn around and walk out of my office because right now, I have some business to get to and I do not need some snobby nosed women in here jumping down my back. I am about ready to burst with you two and my temper is really not going to hold any longer." He flicks his hand at them and tells them to please leave. Aj points to him as they are heading out. "You'll be sorry Randy," Kenna stands in front of her holding her back. "Come the out match tonight, your ass will be fuckin' laid out." Kenna keeps pushing Aj out of the office until they finally hit the exit and leave. "Aj, we need to be careful. I mean, we both have so much on the line here. Our jobs mainly because people are jealous of the star treatment we get," Kenna said to Aj who was still a little over the edge. "But anyways, now think he is still attractive?" "EW! Gawd no! The little twit is on my shit list," Aj said. "And what the hell was he wearing tonight. It is a god damn pay per view and he is wearing..." "Uh, ugly basically," Kenna said to her as the two ladies continue to walk out of the building. "Where in the hell are we going anyways?" Kenna is being led by Aj back over to their rental car as a bunch of fans see them and begin to scream for them as security holds all of the people back. "Remember those signs I got for us, I threw them in the back of the car earlier today, well there is a reason I didn't show them to you. I wanted it to be a surprise really," Aj opens the trunk to the Mercedes and pulls out two signs. She hands the rolled up poster board to Kenna who takes off the elastic and unrolls it. "Randy Orton may have given you CRABS, but don't worry I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico," Kenna shakes her head as she repeats it to Aj who is in the midst of unraveling hers. "Where in the hell do you come up with this stuff?" "Oh, just wait, there is more," Aj takes the elastic off of hers and unrolls it, holding it up for Kenna to see and read. "Randy Orton can possibly speak eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them," Aj repeats over to Kenna who just can't help herself and bursts into a complete laughter. "Oh, I had another little idea." She pulls out to wooden poles from the back of her trunk and puts the posters on them. "I say we let the world know just how amazing our Randy is." Kenna looks at Aj with wide eyes and laughs. They two women grabs their signs and walk out to the intersection of the building. They stand there as the men driving back stare at them, right before they get a quick slap from their wives. "Ah, men, they are such pigs. I love it." Aj and Kenna smirk as they hold the signs up and march in a small circle. A bunch of drivers drive by with their mouth open, reading the signs and then laughing in their cars. Of course they would get the women who would scream vulgar things out at Aj and Kenna in protest but they really could care less about the freaks whose opinion really didn't matter. At one point, after about ten minutes of entertainment from the girls, two people driving by, in different directions and both staring a Aj and Kenna's posters, were of course not looking at where they were headed and SCREECH, CRASH, FUCK! Aj and Kenna look at each other and the wreckage now in the center of the four way intersection. Aj giggles a little inside, a sickening and twisted feeling. Kenna shakes her head and just shrugs. "Oh well. Not our fault we are not safe drivers. Guess they can't join AllState," Kenna smirks as Aj laughs hysterically. "Come on girl, I think we did enough traffic patrol for today. Besides, we must get ready for the night." She grabs Aj's hand as they rested the posters on their opposite shoulders. "This was fun. We should do this more often." "I agree. I mean Sexually Transmitted diseases are quite dangerous. Plus, I did save a shit load of money." Kenna nods her head agreeing with Aj's statement. The pair then make their way away from the road. As they do they pass through the crowd of fans. Kenna stops. "Randy Orton equals Disease! Don't let it affect you!" Kenna screamed out. Aj giggled to herself watching as the crowd began to stare and notice who it was. The screamed out. "Excuse me!" Aj looked out to the crowd of people lined up looking to get into the show. Kenna followed her pushing her sign up into the air as they made their way over to a specific group of girls. "Excuse me would you agree that women of our calibur will easily defeat a WWE hasbeen like Randy Orton?" Aj and Kenna eyed the girl who looked to be in her early teens. The girl slunk back into her shoulders looking a little shy. "Oh come on just say yes we're not going to make fun of your hideious colored hair or the fact that you are wearing a Trashanga Britt shirt." Kenna rolled her eyes looking at the girl as she glanced down at her shirt. "Yeah..I mean you guys are really intimidating." The girl's remark could barely be heard Aj and Kenna then looked to one another and nodded their heads. "I know right! Next!" Aj moved down the line getting closer to the car. She stopped in front of a crowd of guys. "How much better are we than the Unbearables?" Aj grins as the guys all look at each other obviously giving Aj and Kenna the up down. "You guys are ten times better with looks and skill." The guys high fived each other in true pig fashion and Kenna and Aj laughed to themselves. "Exactly are point. I'm glad the rest of the world agrees." Kenna nodded her head. "It's been fun we have to go prepare to put a couple of guys in their rightful place." Kenna grabbed on to Aj's hand just as she had started talking to one of the guys. They walk past the security guards after making their way through the rest of the screaming crowd even a few that felt the need to boo them. They made their way back to the rental car. "Well that was fun. I'm sure that people understand there is a lot more at steak now." Aj popped open the truck putting the signs back inside. "It's true, the fans of UPW don't want champions that have no class and a lot of trailer park knowledge everyone knows that." Kenna shook her head in pity. "I mean I feel back for the Unlameables they have nothing going for them besides their love for each other. I think it's cute though. I support gay marriage." Kenna nodded her head in an understanding way. "Me too, I mean Randy has everyone else fooled what with hiring women to sleep with him as a cover up but you know what I can see the true love between the two." Aj smiled to herself. "You know what will be REALLY cute!" Kenna had a spirt of excitment in her voice. "When after tonight they get to go to the hostpital and have matching beds." "Yeah and we'll have matching titles...so cute!" Aj and Kenna laughed in excitment. They then stopped and began to make their way into the Las Vegas arena. "This has been a long time coming, it's about time Illegally Blonde get more than just matches against each other." "I agree fully." Kenna nodded her head. "After all this is what we came here for. So after Storm Front we'll be UPW tag team champions, then I'll be getting my shot at the women's title, you will eventually get a shot at the World Heavyweight Title because we both know that if you would've gotten into the match it would've been yours, Gavin will have the Renegade championship and we will officially have dominated UPW" Kenna nods taking in a huge breath of air then letting out a sigh of happiness. "Yes, more so than we already are. Everyone saw what we did to Dakota, they know what we're capable of. Now that it's three of us though we are going to be even better." Aj grinned. "Now though we need to focus on the Losers, Illegally Blonde, and those tag team titles." Kenna nodded agreeing. "I am more focused than ever." Kenna stated with confidence. "Those tag team titles, belong to Illegally Blonde and we're going to show that to everyone, tonight." Kenna grinned looking at Aj who shared the grin.