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From: MSN Nicknameıoνε•іѕ•мυяdея  (Original Message)Sent: 9/25/2008 2:43 AM

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•�?/FONT> So my part two didn't work out as planned, lucky for you folks I had another idea as well.

•�?/FONT>LITTLE DO YOU KNOW...
The millions and millions of minions around the world, take notice.  Thee most destructive and successful team in wrestling to date has yet again made history.  Blonde, beautiful, and the only ones who have enough brains to make it in the business.  They wreak havoc and cause chaos.  Too bad this is only the beginning again.  Two-time tag team champions in their short alliance.  Things look way too sweet for these two.  If you haven't guessed it already, it is indeed Illegally Blonde. Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are back already hit it big.  They accompanied Gavin Masterson to the ring last week and it is clear that their usual demeanor is in place. The rule all attitude many learned to...well hate.  Too bad, so sad. Live with it.  It was too obvious the two vixens could careless about what others thoughts about them and why should they care?  Emotional attachments and feelings are totally over-rated and only bring someone down.  Illegally Blonde has a message, hear it loud and clear.

"There once was a girl named Dru, she really just smelled like baby poo, she lived in the quaint Asian town of Seoul, and learned how to really dance on a stip pole. Poor Dru only knew how to be annorexic, for her studies were hindered cause she is dislexic.  Little Dru wasn't good enough to be in the ring, So she faked her death and went out with a bing.  She lived in a hole, with a Mexican mole, waiting for the time to come return. Too bad she didn't realize that Illegally Blonde would only retire her with a big red burn! And then there was Rain Storms. When the world looks at her, it mourns. Little Rain is as boring as my sink drain, and her personality is just sheer banality. poor Rain can't help it if she is a nightmare, for when she was born God just wasn't fair. And finally we have Kristie Kandy, and from what I hear she is rather 'handy.' She grew up down under, and her thighs are called thunder, Kristie is the type of girl to just plunder." Aj Caine bowed and smiled as she looked at Kenna Willis with a smirk.  She folded up her paper she had read her little poem from and stuffed it into her back pocket. "Just a little something I came up with last night. I call it The Chronicals of the Asian, Australian, and Awkward Girls. (ooc: I am Asian, I am allowed to say this) Just for you sweetie." Aj Caine threw her head back in her mocking manner and laughed heartily.  She and Kenna calmed down and breathed to get their breath back. "Oh man that was a doozy."

"Aj, you are indeed an artist. Your stuff basically needs to get published.  Honestly, people who are as creative and athletic and well beautiful as we are need to be perfect in every aspect of their lives.  But seeing as you, Gavin, and I are the only ones who can fit the standard, I suppose we will make-up for it all.  But seriously, who are these women in the first place? What in the world have they done to make themselves worthy in our book?! Nothing. Nothing at all.  We were the first ever women's tag team champiosn in the UPW.  Every part of us screams style and flare," Kenna said checking ehr make-up in her compact mirror.  "OH EM GEE! I forgot to tell you. Guess who is rumored to be back?! Just guess?!" Aj puts a finger to her lips then shrugs obviously having no idea. "Does 'The Goddess' ring a bell? Or how about '10th Wonder of the World?'  Yeah, you know who."

Aj's jaw looked like it was about to drop. "Seriously, choke me now and long.  Doesn't that girl. like ever just stay away? Whatever. Let's just focus on what we have ahead of you, meaning us."

"But of course. These girls don't realize that just yet though I'm sure. Not that it would make any difference. Whether they know it or not we're better than them." Kenna shrugged in an 'a matter of fact' type way and Aj nodded agreeing. "Yes Aj I do believe that me winning this match will bring us good things. Then again we can't exactly interfere with Gavin's plans to be tag team champion."

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From: MSN Nicknameıoνε•іѕ•мυяdеяSent: 9/25/2008 2:44 AM

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•�?/FONT> So my part two didn't work out as planned, lucky for you folks I had another idea as well.

•�?/FONT>LITTLE DO YOU KNOW...
The millions and millions of minions around the world, take notice.  Thee most destructive and successful team in wrestling to date has yet again made history.  Blonde, beautiful, and the only ones who have enough brains to make it in the business.  They wreak havoc and cause chaos.  Too bad this is only the beginning again.  Two-time tag team champions in their short alliance.  Things look way too sweet for these two.  If you haven't guessed it already, it is indeed Illegally Blonde. Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are back already hit it big.  They accompanied Gavin Masterson to the ring last week and it is clear that their usual demeanor is in place. The rule all attitude many learned to...well hate.  Too bad, so sad. Live with it.  It was too obvious the two vixens could careless about what others thoughts about them and why should they care?  Emotional attachments and feelings are totally over-rated and only bring someone down.  Illegally Blonde has a message, hear it loud and clear.

"There once was a girl named Dru, she really just smelled like baby poo, she lived in the quaint Asian town of Seoul, and learned how to really dance on a stip pole. Poor Dru only knew how to be annorexic, for her studies were hindered cause she is dislexic.  Little Dru wasn't good enough to be in the ring, So she faked her death and went out with a bing.  She lived in a hole, with a Mexican mole, waiting for the time to come return. Too bad she didn't realize that Illegally Blonde would only retire her with a big red burn! And then there was Rain Storms. When the world looks at her, it mourns. Little Rain is as boring as my sink drain, and her personality is just sheer banality. poor Rain can't help it if she is a nightmare, for when she was born God just wasn't fair. And finally we have Kristie Kandy, and from what I hear she is rather 'handy.' She grew up down under, and her thighs are called thunder, Kristie is the type of girl to just plunder." Aj Caine bowed and smiled as she looked at Kenna Willis with a smirk.  She folded up her paper she had read her little poem from and stuffed it into her back pocket. "Just a little something I came up with last night. I call it The Chronicals of the Asian, Australian, and Awkward Girls. (ooc: I am Asian, I am allowed to say this) Just for you sweetie." Aj Caine threw her head back in her mocking manner and laughed heartily.  She and Kenna calmed down and breathed to get their breath back. "Oh man that was a doozy."

"Aj, you are indeed an artist. Your stuff basically needs to get published.  Honestly, people who are as creative and athletic and well beautiful as we are need to be perfect in every aspect of their lives.  But seeing as you, Gavin, and I are the only ones who can fit the standard, I suppose we will make-up for it all.  But seriously, who are these women in the first place? What in the world have they done to make themselves worthy in our book?! Nothing. Nothing at all.  We were the first ever women's tag team champiosn in the UPW.  Every part of us screams style and flare," Kenna said checking ehr make-up in her compact mirror.  "OH EM GEE! I forgot to tell you. Guess who is rumored to be back?! Just guess?!" Aj puts a finger to her lips then shrugs obviously having no idea. "Does 'The Goddess' ring a bell? Or how about '10th Wonder of the World?'  Yeah, you know who."

Aj's jaw looked like it was about to drop. "Seriously, choke me now and long.  Doesn't that girl. like ever just stay away? Whatever. Let's just focus on what we have ahead of you, meaning us."

"But of course. These girls don't realize that just yet though I'm sure. Not that it would make any difference. Whether they know it or not we're better than them." Kenna shrugged in an 'a matter of fact' type way and Aj nodded agreeing. "Yes Aj I do believe that me winning this match will bring us good things. Then again we can't exactly interfere with Gavin's plans to be tag team champion."

»quєєnofhєarts_The layout was created by Ashley aka Queen of Hearts for Heather using the character of Kenna Willis. Like it? Thank you, now go request one!

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From: MSN Nicknameıoνε•іѕ•мυяdеяSent: 9/26/2008 10:47 PM

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•�?/FONT> So my part two didn't work out as planned, lucky for you folks I had another idea as well.

•�?/FONT>LITTLE DO YOU KNOW...
The millions and millions of minions around the world, take notice.  Thee most destructive and successful team in wrestling to date has yet again made history.  Blonde, beautiful, and the only ones who have enough brains to make it in the business.  They wreak havoc and cause chaos.  Too bad this is only the beginning again.  Two-time tag team champions in their short alliance.  Things look way too sweet for these two.  If you haven't guessed it already, it is indeed Illegally Blonde. Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are back already hit it big.  They accompanied Gavin Masterson to the ring last week and it is clear that their usual demeanor is in place. The rule all attitude many learned to...well hate.  Too bad, so sad. Live with it.  It was too obvious the two vixens could careless about what others thoughts about them and why should they care?  Emotional attachments and feelings are totally over-rated and only bring someone down.  Illegally Blonde has a message, hear it loud and clear.

"There once was a girl named Dru, she really just smelled like baby poo, she lived in the quaint Asian town of Seoul, and learned how to really dance on a stip pole. Poor Dru only knew how to be annorexic, for her studies were hindered cause she is dislexic.  Little Dru wasn't good enough to be in the ring, So she faked her death and went out with a bing.  She lived in a hole, with a Mexican mole, waiting for the time to come return. Too bad she didn't realize that Illegally Blonde would only retire her with a big red burn! And then there was Rain Storms. When the world looks at her, it mourns. Little Rain is as boring as my sink drain, and her personality is just sheer banality. poor Rain can't help it if she is a nightmare, for when she was born God just wasn't fair. And finally we have Kristie Kandy, and from what I hear she is rather 'handy.' She grew up down under, and her thighs are called thunder, Kristie is the type of girl to just plunder." Aj Caine bowed and smiled as she looked at Kenna Willis with a smirk.  She folded up her paper she had read her little poem from and stuffed it into her back pocket. "Just a little something I came up with last night. I call it The Chronicals of the Asian, Australian, and Awkward Girls. (ooc: I am Asian, I am allowed to say this) Just for you sweetie." Aj Caine threw her head back in her mocking manner and laughed heartily.  She and Kenna calmed down and breathed to get their breath back. "Oh man that was a doozy."

"Aj, you are indeed an artist. Your stuff basically needs to get published.  Honestly, people who are as creative and athletic and well beautiful as we are need to be perfect in every aspect of their lives.  But seeing as you, Gavin, and I are the only ones who can fit the standard, I suppose we will make-up for it all.  But seriously, who are these women in the first place? What in the world have they done to make themselves worthy in our book?! Nothing. Nothing at all.  We were the first ever women's tag team champiosn in the UPW.  Every part of us screams style and flare," Kenna said checking ehr make-up in her compact mirror.  "OH EM GEE! I forgot to tell you. Guess who is rumored to be back?! Just guess?!" Aj puts a finger to her lips then shrugs obviously having no idea. "Does 'The Goddess' ring a bell? Or how about '10th Wonder of the World?'  Yeah, you know who."

Aj's jaw looked like it was about to drop. "Seriously, choke me now and long.  Doesn't that girl. like ever just stay away? Whatever. Let's just focus on what we have ahead of you, meaning us."

"But of course. These girls don't realize that just yet though I'm sure. Not that it would make any difference. Whether they know it or not we're better than them." Kenna shrugged in an 'a matter of fact' type way and Aj nodded agreeing. "Not to mention these girls know absolutely nothing about us. It's cute to watch people make things up though really." Kenna giggles to herself along with Aj.

"I know it's somewhat pathetic but you'll have that with girls like...them. They have nothing else. Truthfully though I couldn't bring myself to sit through their ever so boring promos. It was like watching paint dry...except worse." Aj shook her head in pity.

"Yeah that's true, I can't exactly say my eyes stayed open. Well except that part at the end of Dru's now THAT was entertaining. She must be jealous that we have friends because of who we are and not because we're fugly sluts." Kenna shrugged her shoulders letting off an obvious feeling of sarcasm.

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"Sad..anyways lets no give her the pleasure of two of the best focusing on her. Lets move on shall we? To Kristie Kandy..." Aj's voice faded out as she and Kenna looked at each other for a second.

"Wait, who?" Kenna rose an eyebrow. "Wait is that the girl that....no. Oh wait she! No...I got nothing." Kenna shrugged her shoulders. "I suppose judging by her name she's another generic bitch looking for her chance to "shine". Just my thoughts though. How the hell do you even know her name?" Kenna narrowed her eyes looking at Aj.

"Good question, I guess I pay attention? I had to do research for my amazing book remember!" Aj crossed her arms and shrugged her shoulders.

"Yeah whatever, I'm getting bored just trying to think who she is though. Who else is there?" Kenna looked to be pondering. "Oh right the Storms! Ah so much I could say about this one. I suppose your little book said a little of it but I think those were the obvious things." Kenna shrugged. "Isn't she supposed to be like haunting my nightmares and such, because nothing besides that hideous hair is scaring me."

"Ew tell me about it." Kenna and Aj got looks of disgust on their faces. "I think these girls just don't know who we are yet. She has nothing to "scare" you on. Then again really I don't think she could intimidate you like she does to the other little twats in this place. They're all annoying pushovers though so it doesn't really say much." Aj shook her head along with Kenna.

"Yeah do we even need to try and show people that we are the best in this place? I mean honestly have they looked around? Have they seen the pathetic messes that are sitting around this place?" Kenna motioned throwing up. "I realize that we are a great tag team and that I haven't gotten a singles title but that is simply because I haven't yet tried to go for a singles title. The second I get the shot I could sure as hell win it. I'm new to this business and in my second match in a professional wrestling company I became a tag team champion. Most would find that impressive, but I guess we're all entitled to our own opinions, even when others are wrong and we're right." Kenna shrugged her shoulders again looking to Aj.

"Kenna there will be jealousy surrounding us we have to get used to that. Not everyone can be as hot as us, as talented as us, or as smart as us. Sure your opponents have some of those qualities but lets be honest it gets cancelled out from the creepy, slutty, irrelevant...ness." Kenna nodded her head agreeing with Aj.

"I know so true my dear. These girls can come up with every reason they want to in order to try and make it seem like they're better than us, but there is absolutely no denying the fact that when they are in a match with one of us, they aren't going to win." Kenna let out a sarcastic sigh. "People will never learn Aj, they will simply sit back and try and tell themselves something different so as to make it seem like they are better than they are. Completely disillusioned, that's what they really are, pathetic and disillusioned." Kenna shook her head in pity as Aj nodded with agreement. "What it comes down to though is the fact that people are just going to have to get used to us. They can hate us or praise us no matter what we're going to be on top."

"Yeah and not in the way that Miss Lee is." The girls giggled to each other as the scene fades.

»quєєnofhєarts_The layout was created by Ashley aka Queen of Hearts for Heather using the character of Kenna Willis. Like it? Thank you, now go request one!

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From: MSN Nicknameıoνε•іѕ•мυяdеяSent: 9/26/2008 10:58 PM

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•�?/FONT> So my part two didn't work out as planned, lucky for you folks I had another idea as well.

•�?/FONT>LITTLE DO YOU KNOW...
The millions and millions of minions around the world, take notice.  Thee most destructive and successful team in wrestling to date has yet again made history.  Blonde, beautiful, and the only ones who have enough brains to make it in the business.  They wreak havoc and cause chaos.  Too bad this is only the beginning again.  Two-time tag team champions in their short alliance.  Things look way too sweet for these two.  If you haven't guessed it already, it is indeed Illegally Blonde. Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are back already hit it big.  They accompanied Gavin Masterson to the ring last week and it is clear that their usual demeanor is in place. The rule all attitude many learned to...well hate.  Too bad, so sad. Live with it.  It was too obvious the two vixens could careless about what others thoughts about them and why should they care?  Emotional attachments and feelings are totally over-rated and only bring someone down.  Illegally Blonde has a message, hear it loud and clear. People would realize that they shouldn't mess with blondes on a power trip, after all they do have more fun especially when it comes to winning. That was something these girls knew how to do better than most, even more so they knew exactly how to rub it in your face. They had what most wanted, beauty, brains, and the ability to kick your ass faster than you can say brunettes suck, we mean that literally. See the girls of Illegally Blonde might be new tot he game but they certainly aren't out of it. They know more tricks of the trade than some can even hope for. Others just had to get that through their heads. These girls would make sure it was shouted loud and clear though and after words they would remember that they were brought down be none other than, Illegally Blonde.

"There once was a girl named Dru, she really just smelled like baby poo, she lived in the quaint Asian town of Seoul, and learned how to really dance on a stip pole. Poor Dru only knew how to be annorexic, for her studies were hindered cause she is dislexic.  Little Dru wasn't good enough to be in the ring, So she faked her death and went out with a bing.  She lived in a hole, with a Mexican mole, waiting for the time to come return. Too bad she didn't realize that Illegally Blonde would only retire her with a big red burn! And then there was Rain Storms. When the world looks at her, it mourns. Little Rain is as boring as my sink drain, and her personality is just sheer banality. poor Rain can't help it if she is a nightmare, for when she was born God just wasn't fair. And finally we have Kristie Kandy, and from what I hear she is rather 'handy.' She grew up down under, and her thighs are called thunder, Kristie is the type of girl to just plunder." Aj Caine bowed and smiled as she looked at Kenna Willis with a smirk.  She folded up her paper she had read her little poem from and stuffed it into her back pocket. "Just a little something I came up with last night. I call it The Chronicals of the Asian, Australian, and Awkward Girls. (ooc: I am Asian, I am allowed to say this) Just for you sweetie." Aj Caine threw her head back in her mocking manner and laughed heartily.  She and Kenna calmed down and breathed to get their breath back. "Oh man that was a doozy."

size=2>"Aj, you are indeed an artist. Your stuff basically needs to get published.  Honestly, people who are as creative and athletic and well beautiful as we are need to be perfect in every aspect of their lives.  But seeing as you, Gavin, and I are the only ones who can fit the standard, I suppose we will make-up for it all.  But seriously, who are these women in the first place? What in the world have they done to make themselves worthy in our book?! Nothing. Nothing at all.  We were the first ever women's tag team champiosn in the UPW.  Every part of us screams style and flare," Kenna said checking ehr make-up in her compact mirror.  "OH EM GEE! I forgot to tell you. Guess who is rumored to be back?! Just guess?!" Aj puts a finger to her lips then shrugs obviously having no idea. "Does 'The Goddess' ring a bell? Or how about '10th Wonder of the World?'  Yeah, you know who."

Aj's jaw looked like it was about to drop. "Seriously, choke me now and long.  Doesn't that girl. like ever just stay away? Whatever. Let's just focus on what we have ahead of you, meaning us."

"But of course. These girls don't realize that just yet though I'm sure. Not that it would make any difference. Whether they know it or not we're better than them." Kenna shrugged in an 'a matter of fact' type way and Aj nodded agreeing. "Not to mention these girls know absolutely nothing about us. It's cute to watch people make things up though really." Kenna giggles to herself along with Aj.

"I know it's somewhat pathetic but you'll have that with girls like...them. They have nothing else. Truthfully though I couldn't bring myself to sit through their ever so boring promos. It was like watching paint dry...except worse." Aj shook her head in pity.

"Yeah that's true, I can't exactly say my eyes stayed open. Well except that part at the end of Dru's now THAT was entertaining. She must be jealous that we have friends because of who we are and not because we're fugly sluts." Kenna shrugged her shoulders letting off an obvious feeling of sarcasm.

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"Sad..anyways lets no give her the pleasure of two of the best focusing on her. Lets move on shall we? To Kristie Kandy..." Aj's voice faded out as she and Kenna looked at each other for a second.

"Wait, who?" Kenna rose an eyebrow. "Wait is that the girl that....no. Oh wait she! No...I got nothing." Kenna shrugged her shoulders. "I suppose judging by her name she's another generic bitch looking for her chance to "shine". Just my thoughts though. How the hell do you even know her name?" Kenna narrowed her eyes looking at Aj.

"Good question, I guess I pay attention? I had to do research for my amazing book remember!" Aj crossed her arms and shrugged her shoulders.

"Yeah whatever, I'm getting bored just trying to think who she is though. Who else is there?" Kenna looked to be pondering. "Oh right the Storms! Ah so much I could say about this one. I suppose your little book said a little of it but I think those were the obvious things." Kenna shrugged. "Isn't she supposed to be like haunting my nightmares and such, because nothing besides that hideous hair is scaring me."

"Ew tell me about it." Kenna and Aj got looks of disgust on their faces. "I think these girls just don't know who we are yet. She has nothing to "scare" you on. Then again really I don't think she could intimidate you like she does to the other little twats in this place. They're all annoying pushovers though so it doesn't really say much." Aj shook her head along with Kenna.

"Yeah do we even need to try and show people that we are the best in this place? I mean honestly have they looked around? Have they seen the pathetic messes that are sitting around this place?" Kenna motioned throwing up. "I realize that we are a great tag team and that I haven't gotten a singles title but that is simply because I haven't yet tried to go for a singles title. The second I get the shot I could sure as hell win it. I'm new to this business and in my second match in a professional wrestling company I became a tag team champion. Most would find that impressive, but I guess we're all entitled to our own opinions, even when others are wrong and we're right." Kenna shrugged her shoulders again looking to Aj.

"Kenna there will be jealousy surrounding us we have to get used to that. Not everyone can be as hot as us, as talented as us, or as smart as us. Sure your opponents have some of those qualities but lets be honest it gets cancelled out from the creepy, slutty, irrelevant...ness." Kenna nodded her head agreeing with Aj.

"I know so true my dear. These girls can come up with every reason they want to in order to try and make it seem like they're better than us, but there is absolutely no denying the fact that when they are in a match with one of us, they aren't going to win." Kenna let out a sarcastic sigh. "People will never learn Aj, they will simply sit back and try and tell themselves something different so as to make it seem like they are better than they are. Completely disillusioned, that's what they really are, pathetic and disillusioned." Kenna shook her head in pity as Aj nodded with agreement. "What it comes down to though is the fact that people are just going to have to get used to us. They can hate us or praise us no matter what we're going to be on top."

"Yeah and not in the way that Miss Lee is." The girls giggled to each other as the scene fades.

»quєєnofhєarts_The layout was created by Ashley aka Queen of Hearts for Heather using the character of Kenna Willis. Like it? Thank you, now go request one!

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From: MSN Nicknameıoνε•іѕ•мυяdеяSent: 9/26/2008 10:59 PM

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•�?/FONT> So my part two didn't work out as planned, lucky for you folks I had another idea as well.

•�?/FONT>LITTLE DO YOU KNOW...
The millions and millions of minions around the world, take notice.  Thee most destructive and successful team in wrestling to date has yet again made history.  Blonde, beautiful, and the only ones who have enough brains to make it in the business.  They wreak havoc and cause chaos.  Too bad this is only the beginning again.  Two-time tag team champions in their short alliance.  Things look way too sweet for these two.  If you haven't guessed it already, it is indeed Illegally Blonde. Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are back already hit it big.  They accompanied Gavin Masterson to the ring last week and it is clear that their usual demeanor is in place. The rule all attitude many learned to...well hate.  Too bad, so sad. Live with it.  It was too obvious the two vixens could careless about what others thoughts about them and why should they care?  Emotional attachments and feelings are totally over-rated and only bring someone down.  Illegally Blonde has a message, hear it loud and clear. People would realize that they shouldn't mess with blondes on a power trip, after all they do have more fun especially when it comes to winning. That was something these girls knew how to do better than most, even more so they knew exactly how to rub it in your face. They had what most wanted, beauty, brains, and the ability to kick your ass faster than you can say brunettes suck, we mean that literally. See the girls of Illegally Blonde might be new tot he game but they certainly aren't out of it. They know more tricks of the trade than some can even hope for. Others just had to get that through their heads. These girls would make sure it was shouted loud and clear though and after words they would remember that they were brought down be none other than, Illegally Blonde.

"There once was a girl named Dru, she really just smelled like baby poo, she lived in the quaint Asian town of Seoul, and learned how to really dance on a stip pole. Poor Dru only knew how to be annorexic, for her studies were hindered cause she is dislexic.  Little Dru wasn't good enough to be in the ring, So she faked her death and went out with a bing.  She lived in a hole, with a Mexican mole, waiting for the time to come return. Too bad she didn't realize that Illegally Blonde would only retire her with a big red burn! And then there was Rain Storms. When the world looks at her, it mourns. Little Rain is as boring as my sink drain, and her personality is just sheer banality. poor Rain can't help it if she is a nightmare, for when she was born God just wasn't fair. And finally we have Kristie Kandy, and from what I hear she is rather 'handy.' She grew up down under, and her thighs are called thunder, Kristie is the type of girl to just plunder." Aj Caine bowed and smiled as she looked at Kenna Willis with a smirk.  She folded up her paper she had read her little poem from and stuffed it into her back pocket. "Just a little something I came up with last night. I call it The Chronicals of the Asian, Australian, and Awkward Girls. (ooc: I am Asian, I am allowed to say this) Just for you sweetie." Aj Caine threw her head back in her mocking manner and laughed heartily.  She and Kenna calmed down and breathed to get their breath back. "Oh man that was a doozy."

"Aj, you are indeed an artist. Your stuff basically needs to get published.  Honestly, people who are as creative and athletic and well beautiful as we are need to be perfect in every aspect of their lives.  But seeing as you, Gavin, and I are the only ones who can fit the standard, I suppose we will make-up for it all.  But seriously, who are these women in the first place? What in the world have they done to make themselves worthy in our book?! Nothing. Nothing at all.  We were the first ever women's tag team champiosn in the UPW.  Every part of us screams style and flare," Kenna said checking ehr make-up in her compact mirror.  "OH EM GEE! I forgot to tell you. Guess who is rumored to be back?! Just guess?!" Aj puts a finger to her lips then shrugs obviously having no idea. "Does 'The Goddess' ring a bell? Or how about '10th Wonder of the World?'  Yeah, you know who."

Aj's jaw looked like it was about to drop. "Seriously, choke me now and long.  Doesn't that girl. like ever just stay away? Whatever. Let's just focus on what we have ahead of you, meaning us."

"But of course. These girls don't realize that just yet though I'm sure. Not that it would make any difference. Whether they know it or not we're better than them." Kenna shrugged in an 'a matter of fact' type way and Aj nodded agreeing. "Not to mention these girls know absolutely nothing about us. It's cute to watch people make things up though really." Kenna giggles to herself along with Aj.

"I know it's somewhat pathetic but you'll have that with girls like...them. They have nothing else. Truthfully though I couldn't bring myself to sit through their ever so boring promos. It was like watching paint dry...except worse." Aj shook her head in pity.

"Yeah that's true, I can't exactly say my eyes stayed open. Well except that part at the end of Dru's now THAT was entertaining. She must be jealous that we have friends because of who we are and not because we're fugly sluts." Kenna shrugged her shoulders letting off an obvious feeling of sarcasm.

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"Sad..anyways lets no give her the pleasure of two of the best focusing on her. Lets move on shall we? To Kristie Kandy..." Aj's voice faded out as she and Kenna looked at each other for a second.

"Wait, who?" Kenna rose an eyebrow. "Wait is that the girl that....no. Oh wait she! No...I got nothing." Kenna shrugged her shoulders. "I suppose judging by her name she's another generic bitch looking for her chance to "shine". Just my thoughts though. How the hell do you even know her name?" Kenna narrowed her eyes looking at Aj.

"Good question, I guess I pay attention? I had to do research for my amazing book remember!" Aj crossed her arms and shrugged her shoulders.

"Yeah whatever, I'm getting bored just trying to think who she is though. Who else is there?" Kenna looked to be pondering. "Oh right the Storms! Ah so much I could say about this one. I suppose your little book said a little of it but I think those were the obvious things." Kenna shrugged. "Isn't she supposed to be like haunting my nightmares and such, because nothing besides that hideous hair is scaring me."

"Ew tell me about it." Kenna and Aj got looks of disgust on their faces. "I think these girls just don't know who we are yet. She has nothing to "scare" you on. Then again really I don't think she could intimidate you like she does to the other little twats in this place. They're all annoying pushovers though so it doesn't really say much." Aj shook her head along with Kenna.

"Yeah do we even need to try and show people that we are the best in this place? I mean honestly have they looked around? Have they seen the pathetic messes that are sitting around this place?" Kenna motioned throwing up. "I realize that we are a great tag team and that I haven't gotten a singles title but that is simply because I haven't yet tried to go for a singles title. The second I get the shot I could sure as hell win it. I'm new to this business and in my second match in a professional wrestling company I became a tag team champion. Most would find that impressive, but I guess we're all entitled to our own opinions, even when others are wrong and we're right." Kenna shrugged her shoulders again looking to Aj.

"Kenna there will be jealousy surrounding us we have to get used to that. Not everyone can be as hot as us, as talented as us, or as smart as us. Sure your opponents have some of those qualities but lets be honest it gets cancelled out from the creepy, slutty, irrelevant...ness." Kenna nodded her head agreeing with Aj.

"I know so true my dear. These girls can come up with every reason they want to in order to try and make it seem like they're better than us, but there is absolutely no denying the fact that when they are in a match with one of us, they aren't going to win." Kenna let out a sarcastic sigh. "People will never learn Aj, they will simply sit back and try and tell themselves something different so as to make it seem like they are better than they are. Completely disillusioned, that's what they really are, pathetic and disillusioned." Kenna shook her head in pity as Aj nodded with agreement. "What it comes down to though is the fact that people are just going to have to get used to us. They can hate us or praise us no matter what we're going to be on top."

"Yeah and not in the way that Miss Lee is." The girls giggled to each other as the scene fades.

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From: MSN Nicknameıoνε•іѕ•мυяdеяSent: 9/26/2008 11:08 PM

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•�?/FONT> So my part two didn't work out as planned, lucky for you folks I had another idea as well.

•�?/FONT>LITTLE DO YOU KNOW...
The millions and millions of minions around the world, take notice.  Thee most destructive and successful team in wrestling to date has yet again made history.  Blonde, beautiful, and the only ones who have enough brains to make it in the business.  They wreak havoc and cause chaos.  Too bad this is only the beginning again.  Two-time tag team champions in their short alliance.  Things look way too sweet for these two.  If you haven't guessed it already, it is indeed Illegally Blonde. Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are back already hit it big.  They accompanied Gavin Masterson to the ring last week and it is clear that their usual demeanor is in place. The rule all attitude many learned to...well hate.  Too bad, so sad. Live with it.  It was too obvious the two vixens could careless about what others thoughts about them and why should they care?  Emotional attachments and feelings are totally over-rated and only bring someone down.  Illegally Blonde has a message, hear it loud and clear. People would realize that they shouldn't mess with blondes on a power trip, after all they do have more fun especially when it comes to winning. That was something these girls knew how to do better than most, even more so they knew exactly how to rub it in your face. They had what most wanted, beauty, brains, and the ability to kick your ass faster than you can say brunettes suck, we mean that literally. See the girls of Illegally Blonde might be new tot he game but they certainly aren't out of it. They know more tricks of the trade than some can even hope for. Others just had to get that through their heads. These girls would make sure it was shouted loud and clear though and after words they would remember that they were brought down be none other than, Illegally Blonde.

"There once was a girl named Dru, she really just smelled like baby poo, she lived in the quaint Asian town of Seoul, and learned how to really dance on a stip pole. Poor Dru only knew how to be annorexic, for her studies were hindered cause she is dislexic.  Little Dru wasn't good enough to be in the ring, So she faked her death and went out with a bing.  She lived in a hole, with a Mexican mole, waiting for the time to come return. Too bad she didn't realize that Illegally Blonde would only retire her with a big red burn! And then there was Rain Storms. When the world looks at her, it mourns. Little Rain is as boring as my sink drain, and her personality is just sheer banality. poor Rain can't help it if she is a nightmare, for when she was born God just wasn't fair. And finally we have Kristie Kandy, and from what I hear she is rather 'handy.' She grew up down under, and her thighs are called thunder, Kristie is the type of girl to just plunder." Aj Caine bowed and smiled as she looked at Kenna Willis with a smirk.  She folded up her paper she had read her little poem from and stuffed it into her back pocket. "Just a little something I came up with last night. I call it The Chronicals of the Asian, Australian, and Awkward Girls. (ooc: I am Asian, I am allowed to say this) Just for you sweetie." Aj Caine threw her head back in her mocking manner and laughed heartily.  She and Kenna calmed down and breathed to get their breath back. "Oh man that was a doozy."

"Aj, you are indeed an artist. Your stuff basically needs to get published.  Honestly, people who are as creative and athletic and well beautiful as we are need to be perfect in every aspect of their lives.  But seeing as you, Gavin, and I are the only ones who can fit the standard, I suppose we will make-up for it all.  But seriously, who are these women in the first place? What in the world have they done to make themselves worthy in our book?! Nothing. Nothing at all.  We were the first ever women's tag team champiosn in the UPW.  Every part of us screams style and flare," Kenna said checking ehr make-up in her compact mirror.  "OH EM GEE! I forgot to tell you. Guess who is rumored to be back?! Just guess?!" Aj puts a finger to her lips then shrugs obviously having no idea. "Does 'The Goddess' ring a bell? Or how about '10th Wonder of the World?'  Yeah, you know who."

Aj's jaw looked like it was about to drop. "Seriously, choke me now and long.  Doesn't that girl. like ever just stay away? Whatever. Let's just focus on what we have ahead of you, meaning us."

"But of course. These girls don't realize that just yet though I'm sure. Not that it would make any difference. Whether they know it or not we're better than them." Kenna shrugged in an 'a matter of fact' type way and Aj nodded agreeing. "Not to mention these girls know absolutely nothing about us. It's cute to watch people make things up though really." Kenna giggles to herself along with Aj.

"I know it's somewhat pathetic but you'll have that with girls like...them. They have nothing else. Truthfully though I couldn't bring myself to sit through their ever so boring promos. It was like watching paint dry...except worse." Aj shook her head in pity.

"Yeah that's true, I can't exactly say my eyes stayed open. Well except that part at the end of Dru's now THAT was entertaining. She must be jealous that we have friends because of who we are and not because we're fugly sluts." Kenna shrugged her shoulders letting off an obvious feeling of sarcasm.

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"Sad..anyways lets no give her the pleasure of two of the best focusing on her. Lets move on shall we? To Kristie Kandy..." Aj's voice faded out as she and Kenna looked at each other for a second.

"Wait, who?" Kenna rose an eyebrow. "Wait is that the girl that....no. Oh wait she! No...I got nothing." Kenna shrugged her shoulders. "I suppose judging by her name she's another generic bitch looking for her chance to "shine". Just my thoughts though. How the hell do you even know her name?" Kenna narrowed her eyes looking at Aj.

"Good question, I guess I pay attention? I had to do research for my amazing book remember!" Aj crossed her arms and shrugged her shoulders.

"Yeah whatever, I'm getting bored just trying to think who she is though. Who else is there?" Kenna looked to be pondering. "Oh right the Storms! Ah so much I could say about this one. I suppose your little book said a little of it but I think those were the obvious things." Kenna shrugged. "Isn't she supposed to be like haunting my nightmares and such, because nothing besides that hideous hair is scaring me."

"Ew tell me about it." Kenna and Aj got looks of disgust on their faces. "I think these girls just don't know who we are yet. She has nothing to "scare" you on. Then again really I don't think she could intimidate you like she does to the other little twats in this place. They're all annoying pushovers though so it doesn't really say much." Aj shook her head along with Kenna.

"Yeah do we even need to try and show people that we are the best in this place? I mean honestly have they looked around? Have they seen the pathetic messes that are sitting around this place?" Kenna motioned throwing up. "I realize that we are a great tag team and that I haven't gotten a singles title but that is simply because I haven't yet tried to go for a singles title. The second I get the shot I could sure as hell win it. I'm new to this business and in my second match in a professional wrestling company I became a tag team champion. Most would find that impressive, but I guess we're all entitled to our own opinions, even when others are wrong and we're right." Kenna shrugged her shoulders again looking to Aj.

"Kenna there will be jealousy surrounding us we have to get used to that. Not everyone can be as hot as us, as talented as us, or as smart as us. Sure your opponents have some of those qualities but lets be honest it gets cancelled out from the creepy, slutty, irrelevant...ness." Kenna nodded her head agreeing with Aj.

"I know so true my dear. These girls can come up with every reason they want to in order to try and make it seem like they're better than us, but there is absolutely no denying the fact that when they are in a match with one of us, they aren't going to win." Kenna let out a sarcastic sigh. "People will never learn Aj, they will simply sit back and try and tell themselves something different so as to make it seem like they are better than they are. Completely disillusioned, that's what they really are, pathetic and disillusioned." Kenna shook her head in pity as Aj nodded with agreement. "What it comes down to though is the fact that people are just going to have to get used to us. They can hate us or praise us no matter what we're going to be on top."

"Yeah and not in the way that Miss Lee is." The girls giggled to each other. "That poor thing, it looks like her lips are about to pop from all that collagen"

"Or is it those obviously fake tits that are about to burst from silicone overload? I mean i understand that people can't have natural beauty like us, but she's trying hard only to look more trashy than before. Sad...really." Aj and Kenna looked to each other nodding.

"We need to get going, we can babble about your opponents and their uselessness later, right now we need to go meet Gavin."

"Oh yes! I'm sick about talking about no bodies and has-beens anyways, we are the future so those people can get used to it!" Aj nodded agreeing with Kenna as the scene fades.

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