Out.Of.Character.Comment; BLEH

Kenna and Aj had certainly shown AWC what they're all about. They had taken out Rain Storms and Illegally Blonde was in full force. They didn't expect to make people love them, hell they didn't even care if people liked them. They were in the business for two reasons, themselves and each other. No one else beyond that even remotely mattered, especially since the departure of Gavin Masterson from professional wrestling. Rain, earlier in the week, had done something expected in her promo. She had stated obvious things and tried to argue stale arguments that the girls of Illegally Blonde could careless about. Kenna and Aj certainly hadn't been around as long as Rain, and who really knows about Marissa, but they didn't lack talent or smarts. They were bitches, plain and simple, but they knew how to bring a person down just using their words. They didn't really care what other people had to say, whether it was criticizing their name or their tact Aj and Kenna knew where they stood and they weren't going to budge no matter how big their opponent tried to make themselves out to be.

Silence..it was something that Kenna hated. It was in fact something she couldn't stand but there she sat...in silence. Her life had been going at full throttle the past couple of weeks and besides her match on last weeks Battlefront things had really slowed down and she hated it. Maybe it was the fact that she needed conflict. Ah..but what have we here? A match on Battlefront against Rain Storms and Marissa Blade? Perfect. Kenna knew very little about either of them and quite honestly didn't care to know much about them, however Aj knew who Rain was from her days in OCW and certainly there would be some sort of tape on Miss Blade, sex tapes perhaps? She looked like the type. Kenna rose her eyebrow as the thoughts swarmed her brain. Her thoughts were interrupted as her phone began to ring. She looked down at it as it spun around on the table from the vibrations. She leaned forward picking up the phone and putting it to her ear.

"Hey cunt, what are you doing?" Kenna leaned back into the couch as she listened to what the person on the otherline (Aj Caine) had to say. "Okay I'll be there in a few." A giggled slipped off of Kenna's lips as she pushed herself up out of the couch putting her phone into her back pocket. She then made her way out of her apartment.

"Took you long enough bitch!" Aj Caine's voice rang out as Kenna pushed open the door of her car. She watched on as a few camera men sat around. She giggled walking up to Aj. "Okay boys! Roll it!" Aj primped her hair before stepping in front of the camera. Kenna followed her as the pair appeared on the screen. "Ladies and gentlemen, as many of you know, and if you don't know you are about to find out, Aj Caine and Kenna Willis are totally for the environment. Especially cute little puppies and kitties who need homes. You may ask what this all means and where in the hell are we. Well, I did a little research and it turns out that so many pets need a loving home to love and protect that. That brings us here at the Furry Little Friends. We are going to show you people that we too have hearts," Aj said placing a hand over her chest with a sympathetic nod from the both of them.
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"Today, we are going to pick out a lucky doggie or kitty to bring home and care for. Let's go see a future addition to Illegally Blonde, shall we?" Kenna said as the two link arms and walk in the direction of the small and run down building. Fences lined the outside of the kennel and the only thing to be heard was howling, barking, and a bit of growling.

"I can promise you that some of the animals you are going to see are a little bit malnurished so turn away if you are squeemish." The women open the creaky gate and walk into the building as a piece of shingle falls from the top and hits one of the camera crew on the head. Inside it was dark and it looked like a page from a horror film. Tiles dug up, foul smelling odors around, and bars at the front desk window. Kenna and Aj try not to touch anything as they walk to the desk. "We would like to see some of your animals today."

"Really? Is that so. Sign here," the secretary says to them hanging over a rusted over clipboard and a black pen. "Just a little something for insurance, so you don't sue us."�?BR>
�?Why would we need to sue you?" Aj asked.�?BR>
�?Uh, um, no reason," the woman said obviously caught off guard. The two women shrugged and signed at the bottom. "Alrighty then. Let's take you two for a tour." The heavyset woman stood from her chair with great effort and walked out the side door and to the front with the girls. Wearing a pair of Fruit of the Loom sweats, a white tee shirt, and a pair of old Granny Reeboks, she led Illegally Blonde down a dark hallway where there was a cat hissing from the other side of a door. "Here is the cat room," she said as she opened the door and cats flew out of the room. "Happens all the time." They all walk in slowly and look around, and tried not to smell the pretentious odor coming from overflowing litterboxes. "None of our animals are fixed unless they came like that. We cannot afford to hire a vet, so you will have to do that yourself."�?BR>
�?Aw, what an ADOABLE calico!" Aj expressed as she reached down on the floor to pick up a short calico kitten when it drew out its claws ready to scratch her. Its hair stood up and hissed. Aj retracted her hand. "Maybe not."
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"That's Tigger. Just came in last week. He gave one of the pitbulls stitches," the secretary said to Aj and Kenna.
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"Next room. I don't see anything we are looking for in here," Kenna said, starting to get goosebumps. "How about the dog kennels at the end of the hallway?"
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The secretary just nodded and led them out of the cat room and down the dark hallway to the room. "Don't pet anyone until I let you know what you can," she said to the two women. They walked in and all lining the walls were dog crates. They all started to bark and scratch at the front metal doors of their cages when they saw the women.�?BR>
�?Oh, Kenna, this is so sad. I might cry. But probably not because my make-up will run," Aj said with a nod. The women looked at all of the dog crates, making kissy noises to many of them. In the back corner, there were two craztes covered with blankets. "What's back there?" Aj asked.�?BR>
�?Um, don't go back there. I am just warning you. We found those two on the street, ugly as a stick really," the secretary said. "I ain't gunna stop you though."

Kenna and Aj shrug and walk to the back near the crates.

"What's the worst that it is? A hairless mongrel?" Kenna asked.
�?Uh, yeah, sure. Um, something along the lines of that," the secretary said slowly walking out of the room, unbeknownst to Aj and Kenna.�?BR>

They walked up and grabbed the blanket and pulled it off with a swoosh. Sitting there in the right crate, a yellow haired beast. It looks up as if it was the first time it has seen light. "Oh my GAWD! What is that...THING!?" Aj said with a sneer. "It's like so...GANGLY!" She looked a the name tag reading Marissa Blade. "Well that explains everything." The dog started to scratch itself everywhere, dead pieces of skin floating off of it as it licked its privates. "Yup, definetly Marissa."�?BR>
�?Ew, look at this!" Kenna said pointing to the one on the left side. Standing there was a pale looking thing, with dark sunken eyes and long hair over it's face almost. It stood there with its hair up and started to growl and foam at the mouth. "This is so gross. Someone call a zookeeper. Honestly." The nametag to the side read Rain Storms. "Again, such irony." Kenna wanted to look away but found everything so fascinating at the same time. "As sad as this is, and as much as they need a real home, these animals will pee and shit all over the new furniture."�?BR>
�?Even worse, they look like they haven't had baths in like years. Honestly, just give them a freakin' weave for hair," Aj said to Kenna pointing at "Marissa Blade."

"Dear nothing we can do is going to make these dogs look good, it's just a fact. They ruined themselves." Kenna shrugged her shoulders. "You see these dogs here..." Kenna pointed them out to the camera men. "They are dogs that will never amount to anything, all they are is washed up and broken...sad really." Kenna shook her head in pity and Aj did the same. "Yes, Aj these dogs aren't going to make it out of this pound, after all no one could possibly want them, they're mutts!" Kenna looked down at the dogs even more disgusted.

"I know, they're not pure that's for sure." Aj giggled sending a chain reaction to Kenna who giggled a little more. "See people don't want something is is old news people want something that is fresh and beautiful. I mean isn't that what everyone wants?"

"Probably." Kenna chimed in. Kenna then looked into the camera.

"You see people don't want things like this because they're old news, and quite frankly don't look like they could even live up to anything that has real taste." Kenna looked over to Aj who grinned. She then looked back to the camera. "Clever isn't it? Well I'm sure that's what you would say. You, Rain, you have made your career out of being the "nightmare" and that's all good but when does that get old? As for you Marissa...well I don't know anything about you besides the fact that you like a high class hooker, and don't take that as a compliment, a hooker is a hooker after all no matter if she costs 5 cents or 500,000 dollars. Call our remarks what you will but you surely can't say we're wrong." Kenna grinned shrugging her shoulders in a matter of fact type way. "I haven't been around the scene for all that long but I've been around long enough to know that I am damn good. In your last promo Rain you tried your damnedest to belittle me claiming that the titles I won meant nothing, it was a decent attempt really, but Aj and I we're not pushovers like I'm sure a lot of your other opponents have been, we aren't little rookies trying to convince people that we are good. We are women that know what they want and are willing to do what it takes to get it. We aren't going to dwell on the pathetic aspects of what rookies are supposed to be, underdogs just trying to prove themselves...pathetic." Kenna shook her head. "That's why on Battlefront we're going to go to that ring and we're going to do what we know how to do, win. Try as you must, we'll see where that gets you." Kenna winked towards the camera before moving out of it's view allowing Aj to step forward.