•�?/FONT>MORE TRASH?
Zoolander? That's original. Who thinks of that? Oh right! It's a movie. A good movie at that, why did this bitch have to go and ruin it for everyone by completely tainting it with ugly and no talent? Kenna would put this girl into her place, it would be easy. After all, what had she even done? Surely she wasn't a two time tag team champion, and she sure as hell couldn't step up toe to toe with the people that Kenna had, and the people that Kenna had defeated. Hell she couldn't even come close to Kenna's trash. That was better than her. Everything about Kenna was better than most people, and especially rip-offs like Zoolander. Kenna, after all, wasn't a trashy looking cunt such as her upcoming opponent. It was going to be just as simple as taking out last weeks trash. An extremely simple task to accomplish in fact. What did this girl have to offer anyways? Besides tits, free hand jobs, and a bad gimmick? Kenna had a lot to offer, brains, beauty, talent. All of those were obvious though. Kenna also brought truth to the matter. She knew the truth about her co-workers. She knew that a piece of trash like Zoolander didn't deserve to be going up against an amazing competitor like Kenna Willis. Lets be honest the girl only made it into the fatal fourway because she didn't have any sort of competition. Janae Black? What significance did she have? Certainly no more than Zoolander herself. Sure Drucilla Lee was not much competition, but at least she had some credibility. Kenna knew she was better than Zoolander, hell Zoolander probably knows it too. Then again who knows where her focus will be, last week it wasn't much on the match but rather on taking a shit. Not too lady like if I do say so myself, but that just proves it, she is pure trash, nothing more. So Kenna knew what time it was. It was time to take out more of AWC's trash.
Our scene opens on Kenna Willis who is standing in front of a landfill. She is dressed up in a nice outfit and the smell of the landfill is obvious in her facial expression. Finally she lets out a cheesy and overly sarcastic smile as the camera zooms in a little to her.
Kenna Willis; Hello ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are going to explore a lifestyle, delve deep into the mind of one lucky...or unlucky enough to call herself the Queen of this landfill.